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Wed Feb 10
56 posts in the last 24 hours

#deathtoisrael

Target stores are basically run by Hamas. Andrea Peyser explains.

02/04/10

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#funnyjokes

David Paterson Can't See, Which Is Funny

Andrea Peyser chuckles at NY guv David Paterson being spotted on a dinner date while "wearing a shiny, purple shirt," musing "Could be Paterson's Garden State wardrobe malfunction was a cry for help." Or a consequence of blindness! Ha. [NYP]

01/21/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#crushes

Andrea Peyser Wants to Bone Harold Ford

Harold Ford is already a gross caricature of a clueless reverse carpetbagger. It would take quite the contrarian to...hello, Andrea Peyser! She sees Harold as "a punk-rock star...cute, quiet guy." Which is actually a contradiction, but so is love. [NYP]

01/19/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#grumps

Andrea Peyser Loves Jay Leno, Going to Bed at 6pm

Sour contrarian and kittycat lover Andrea Peyser has one message to Conan O'Brien fans: Stop whining and go to bed. Right now! In today's New York Post column, the grumbly Leno fan issues late-night, free-wheelin' CocoNation a weary scolding: More »

01/18/10

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By Richard Lawson

#hardquestions

Dying Like Casey Johnson: Should We Aspire to Do That?

01/11/10

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#journalismism

Andrea Peyser Still Has Opinions This Year!

After an unbearably long break (five days!), Andrea Peyser is back to journalism! Peyser on America's job woes: "We all should be celebrity sloths like Paris Hilton. Or one of Tiger's well-paid bimbos." Well, she's still a little rusty. [NYP]

01/07/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#evil

Andrea Peyser Ridicules Dead Man, For Christmas

As Christmas approaches and hearts across the world are warmed by good cheer, New York Post grave-pisser Andrea Peyser would like to take the time to piss on a murdered man's grave. She's a contrarian, what can she do? More »

12/21/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#sexwars

Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame

Andrea Peyser: "To say that elevating [Diane Sawyer to news anchor] is anything other than affirmative action is a fantasy...Yes, the long-ago aide to President Nixon is a WASP with a long on-air career. But she is a dame." Okay?

12/17/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#polls

Who's the Douche of the Decade?

This has been the Decade of the Douchebag. There's no denying it. Though we've retired the term, we're bringing it back to identify the douche who was the douchiest. You get the chance to pick our winner. More »

12/15/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#honesty

Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.

If there's one thing racist ~~lesbian~~ sanctity-of-love defender Andrea Peyser can't stand, it's nubile young female teachers caressing each other's heavenly bodies in a forbidden dance of lust. (Smoke break, for Andrea). Andrea Peyser knows: You'll soon be killed. More »

12/14/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#waronchristmas

Cheeky Christmas Kid Defies Satanic Lawyers

The annual Heathen War on Christmas is in full swing. Sexxxy cat woman Andrea Peyser has identified the key perpetrators: "Lawyers & jerks." But Andrea Peyser has also found Christian Christmas' savior: some shouty little kid. More »

12/07/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#globalwarming

Climate Email Scandal: Scientists Engaged in a Conspiracy of Science

Climate change is real and man-made. Period, end of story. But recently, some emails have leaked that conclusively prove that climate scientists... are really pissed off that a well-funded industry exists that subverts and denies their work. More »

11/30/09

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By Pareene

#sexytime

Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist

Whether you think tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is sexxxy or supersexxxy, you must marvel at her hat trick in today's column: Perpetrating the most pedestrian racist stereotypes against black people and Jews, and coming out as a lesbian. More »

11/23/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#justice

Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies

If you're a sexxxy lady, reactionary New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser will rhapsodize about your long, smooth legs. But if you're an ugly, fat, liberal lady (by Peyser standards), Andrea Peyser wishes you death. Lonely, ugly, fat death. More »

11/19/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#scolds

Andrea Peyser Turns Her Sexy Gaze to Hating Gay Sex

NY Post sexxxy columnist Andrea Peyser takes to her page of hate today to tell everyone to stop hating gay-hating cabbie Maedhat Mohamed. But wait? Wasn't it her own paper that told us to hate him in the first place? More »

11/09/09

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By Brian Moylan

#tabloids

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We Must Save The New York Post

After an all-too-brief period as King of the Tabloids, the New York Post's circulation is cratering. Could the "Scurrilous Money-Losing Yellow Tabloid Propped Up By a Rich Foreign Patron" formula be on the wane? Everyone must pitch in to help! More »

11/09/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#outrage

Lib Bigots Protect Gays but Jail Horse-Lovers

Who will stand up for the rights of the brave NYC taxi driver who kicked two gay men out of his cab, for gay-hugging? Andrea Peyser will stand up for him. Enough of this gay PC crapola. More »

11/05/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#andreapeyser

Sex-Crazed Columnist Rants Against Sex Rehab. Typical Addict Behavior.

Sexxxy New York Post sex columnist and chief purveyor of thinly-veiled sexy bisexual fantasies Andrea Peyser knows this "Sex addict rehab" thing is for quitters. Take your sex rehab and shove it up the hole of your choice, sexy celebs! More »

10/29/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#class

Andrea Peyser: David Rohde Writes for the 'Taliban Times'

The ever-thoughtful Andrea Peyser uses her recently acquired New York Post column to accuse New York Times reporter and former Taliban abductee David Rohde of coddling terrorists because he wrote about how they kidnapped, humiliated, and, um, terrorized him. More »

10/22/09

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By John Cook

#usa

Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner

On top of everybody else, another person who's not gonna stand for this Mo-mar Khadafy character and his smelly Libyan camel brigade is Andrea Peyser, sexxxy patriotic American (USA). More »

09/23/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#sexytime

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea Peyser

New York Post sex machine columnist Andrea "Sexy Sexual Sexiness Sex" Peyser has a column today headlined "'Sex' Is Lousy." LOL! At night we dream she's speaking directly to us. But is she right, or just insufficiently horny? You decide! More »

08/05/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

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