...thanking the staff for their hard work in the face of her Rainman-like ability to completely Hindenburg every high-profile press opportunity given to her.
Seriously, Foster. You have a brilliant way with imagery in your words.
Newly inducted N.W.A. member and Atlantic columnist Andrew Sullivan...
It was then that I decided to offer you my ladyflower to do what you will with it.
On Palin's detest of the "whacks": Didn't she claim she dressed up as Tina Fey (???why???) for Halloween one year when someone asked her what she thought of Fey's parodies of her?
She just seems to manufacture the truth as she goes along.
Related: What did she do to dress up? Wear her hair down and put a pencil behind her ear? #sarahpalin
I think you guys are being too hard on the whoever the real writer was here - it's not like he or she was there! All this person has to go off of is whatever Sarah mentioned in three-to-thirty hour long sessions. Sessions where Sarah was given the opportunity to talk.
We should be so lucky that this book wasn't written via text message or cave sketches.
If I'd been writing it, everyone who picked up a copy of the manuscript would go, "Huh, that's interesting. Who spilled ketchup and gun powder residue all over this thing? And when is Poop Cooper going to return my EP of Blink-182's 'Adam's Song'?"
Sarah Palin can see Russia from the pile of money she has made off this book and the second pile she is going to make off the speaking engagements and "readings" she gets to do after the book comes out. The sad fucking thing is that her fans will never see any of this or any other writing saying her book is a load of crap and is in no way close to the truth. They will eat her up and say how fucking great she is. #sarahpalin
Sarah Palin is the embodiment of all that is brave and demonstrative about the Republican party. She is tough, honest, and tenacious. She would have made a great VP... or P if she had been given the chance. A truly nobel American.
.....Hahaha, no, I'm just joshing! She's set back women 20 years and I need to laugh at her to distract myself from crying about it.
"These folks are whack - didn't know it was as bad as it is... what's the upside in giving them any celebrity venue a ratings boost? That's Todd's input also.."
Thank GOD "First Dude," Todd was consulted on all celebrity venue ratings boosting issues. #sarahpalin
3) A sex tape exists documenting both one and two.
(Short of tourette's like verbal diarrhea wherein she castigates nearly every group, community, or population in this country, I don't see much else stopping her. If there had been no George W. Bush...maybe. But apparently this country isn't afraid to elect dumb.) #sarahpalin
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Isn't it terrifying? #sarahpalin
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Seriously, Foster. You have a brilliant way with imagery in your words.
Newly inducted N.W.A. member and Atlantic columnist Andrew Sullivan...
It was then that I decided to offer you my ladyflower to do what you will with it.
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She just seems to manufacture the truth as she goes along.
Related: What did she do to dress up? Wear her hair down and put a pencil behind her ear? #sarahpalin
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Thank you. #andrewsullivan
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We should be so lucky that this book wasn't written via text message or cave sketches.
If I'd been writing it, everyone who picked up a copy of the manuscript would go, "Huh, that's interesting. Who spilled ketchup and gun powder residue all over this thing? And when is Poop Cooper going to return my EP of Blink-182's 'Adam's Song'?"
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.....Hahaha, no, I'm just joshing! She's set back women 20 years and I need to laugh at her to distract myself from crying about it.
Palin/Gosselin '12! #sarahpalin
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How do we know these children weren't kidnapped from aliens who landed on the tundra?
Have the Palins denied this? What are they hiding? #andrewsullivan
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Thank GOD "First Dude," Todd was consulted on all celebrity venue ratings boosting issues. #sarahpalin
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1) Sarah has intimate knowledge of Levi's wang.
2) this knowledge turned into Trig.
3) A sex tape exists documenting both one and two.
(Short of tourette's like verbal diarrhea wherein she castigates nearly every group, community, or population in this country, I don't see much else stopping her. If there had been no George W. Bush...maybe. But apparently this country isn't afraid to elect dumb.) #sarahpalin
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Fucking inappropriate. #sarahpalin
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She COULD have been VP or P!!! P for crisssake...
My ancient bones shiver. #sarahpalin
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