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    Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    It must have been cold in that office--why else would he wear a hot water bottle around his neck? #andrewnoyes
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    I think it's pretty safe to say we can drop the question mark from the headline. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    Wow! It's like BJ Novak and Seth Green had a baby. And then dropped him, gelled-head first, onto the floor. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of Jessestalker Jessestalker
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    He rebutted this post, on twitter though. Clearly he doesn't get the whole "put it on facebook, not twitter" thing. #andrewnoyes
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    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment Jessestalker was starred Jessestalker was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @Jessestalker: I get the feeling that if Facebook suggested that he become a Fan of Twitter, he stupidly would. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    They should stop making that list. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/26/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: If they stopped making that list, I would never have heard of Carl Baloney. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    10/26/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi:

    Yes.
    Though it is useful to have a yearly illustration of the fact that "Washington DC Pretty" is more often than not a slam. #andrewnoyes
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    I don’t know if it’s genes, moisturizer, makeup, an ethically bankrupt dermatologist, or what, but this guy has fucking amazing skin. Noyes, if you’re reading this, PLEASE SHARE YOUR SECRET.
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    Image of Zira Zira
    10/26/09

    @iplaudius: I think its just good lighting. Or airbrushing. Or both. #andrewnoyes
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    iplaudius promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/26/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: I don’t know; I just looked at several photos online, and in every one he looks like he had a 20-year-old Isabella Rossellini’s ass cheek grafted onto his face. I am going to have to reach out to my D.C. gays to investigate this further. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    There's that short, angry, muggable actor whatsisname again. Is he Zelig? He's as ubiquitous as Kevin Bacon and seems to be channeling both Chuck Norris and Clinton from What Not To Wear
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 10/26/09 1:31 PM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Nicholas Carlson Nicholas Carlson
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    Good news is, now he can afford a second tie… #andrewnoyes
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    Helloooo Aaron Gardner. Forget Noyes, let's talk about number one on that list. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/26/09

    In reply to Facebook's New Flack: Pretty But Dumb?
    It looks like he's sitting on the Alak work chair from Ikea. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/26/09

    @i'm a bottle: God, it’s such an obvious knockoff of the Herman Miller Alas Chair. #andrewnoyes
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/26/09

    @iplaudius: I have to heart you for that. #andrewnoyes
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