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    'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares

    OK, seriously? the first time I heard of 'tardy to the party', I thought it referred to this awful thing, and now I can't stop associating the two. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    andy needed to pull a fabio and tell them "look here bitches, you knew what the fuck you signed up for. now answer the questions, or we'll find new housewives for season 3. don't get it twisted!"

    also, andy was irritating, he needs to get himself back behind the scenes! #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Dwight would have told Andy what he wanted to hear #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of Miss_Teacher Miss_Teacher
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Wiggy Smalls in da hooouseee! I love this crap! #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Michael Bauser promoted this comment Miss_Teacher was starred Miss_Teacher was unstarred
    Image of pinkteapot pinkteapot
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    WOW. That's something really... um, special? What mental/personality disorder causes this kind of lack of self-awareness and coherence to think this is A. a great idea, and B. successful? I am just really confused as to how this got on TV. I mean, a lot of people signed off on this mess. I just feel dirty now.
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    Trulymadlyme promoted this comment Edited by pinkteapot at 11/06/09 1:46 PM pinkteapot was starred pinkteapot was unstarred
    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    I guess now we can stop wondering what Britney will be like in 20 years.
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    Edited by Mike Byhoff at 11/06/09 1:35 PM Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of hanneke hanneke
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Dwight and everything he does fascinate me. Please someone expound, more Dwight! #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Botswana Meat Commission FC promoted this comment hanneke was starred hanneke was unstarred
    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/06/09

    @hanneke: He owns a hair salon near Ga State U. in downtown Atlanta, according to my wife. Since she teaches at Ga. State, I keep telling her to get some pictures of Dwight in the wild. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Ah, the lyrics would make Keats shudder with ... something.

    Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.

    Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.

    Hurry up baby don't be late. I'll meet you at the place.

    I've been waiting for this day. This weekend let's celebrate.

    Lookin' like a covergirl. Covered in diamonds and pearls.

    Take the Benz out for a swirl. Drop that top yeah it's my world.

    Forget about work and the stress of the week.

    Party all night and we won't go to sleep.

    We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.

    Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party.

    I'll be feelin' good by nine. After my third glass of wine.

    On the dance floor lookin' fine. All the boys tryin' to get in mine.

    Headed back to VIP. So tight that I can't breathe.

    I look good in this heat. Sweat drippin' all over me.

    Forget about work and the stress of the week.

    Party all night and we won't go to sleep.

    We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.

    Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Ooooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Celebra - let's celebrate. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Yeah, yeah, yeah it's my world. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Ooooo, oooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Let's celebrate.     #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    11/06/09

    @BettyCrocker: Let's not forget when she breaks from the song to say "Come on, bitches," to the backup dancers. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/06/09

    @just assign me a random number: I was hoping that one of them would take off her earrings and start a bitchslap-fest.

    Also, why does her hair remind me of Nellie Oleson's? #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Michael Bauser Michael Bauser
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    That performance would have gotten booed off the stage of a high school talent show. That was "Gong Show" bad.

    No, wait, it was worse. It was "child beauty pageant" bad. Somewhere in America, there are 7-year old girls in mascara and rouge screaming at their stage-mothers "I'm better than that! Why don't I have a TV show?"
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    Edited by Michael Bauser at 11/06/09 1:04 PM Michael Bauser was starred Michael Bauser was unstarred
    Image of Rufus-T-Firecrotch Rufus-T-Firecrotch
    11/06/09

    @Michael Bauser: "Jaye P. Morgan, Jamie Farr, Pat McCormack -- why did you all gong poor Kim?"

    (Cue Gene Gene the Dancing Machine.) #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Rufus-T-Firecrotch was starred Rufus-T-Firecrotch was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Real Housewives of Atlanta was kind of disappointing this year, but I'm not sure if it's because of the Atlanta women or because the high from RHNJ was too much to not be disappointed with anything else. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    If you play the song twice can you call it, "Re-tardy for the party?"

    (God did I just make an R word joke? Damn you Gawker!) #realhousewivesofatlanta
     Reply
    lostarchitect promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of gonzosmom gonzosmom
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    That should be "hit" song. #realhousewivesofatlanta
     Reply
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    Damn, y'all. Heidi Montag looks BROKE! #realhousewivesofatlanta
     Reply
    contradicto was starred contradicto was unstarred
    Image of hughman hughman
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    hey, at least you didn't compare it to Glee. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    hughman was starred hughman was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/06/09

    @hughman: There's about the same amount of AutoTune on that track. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/06/09

    In reply to 'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares
    "Wigged elephant"-- loved that. Thanks for making this bedridden momof3 laugh even though it gave me a massive coughing fit. Worth it! #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    11/06/09

    @momof3wildkids: Don't you mean "heifer" (pronounced "heh-fuh")? #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    momof3wildkids promoted this comment chickachicka was starred chickachicka was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/06/09

    @chickachicka: Ugh. Her voice skeeves me out. I have a sister-in-law who lives in Atlanta, coincidently, who sounds EXACTLY like the wigged one. Especially those half-slurred off-handed comments she spews. She even moves similarly to her whilst drunk, which is often. Her hair isn't quite so blond; her tits are approximately the same size; and she treats her children with similar disinterest.

    YUCK YUCK YUCK #realhousewivesofatlanta
     Reply
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