So glad I finally caught up on Mad Men so I could read that interview. However, what I'd really like to discuss with Mr. Kartheiser is why he delivers every line like he's on stage instead of in front of a camera. It's like watching the head of the drama club in a high-school production of "Death of a Salesman" every damn episode.
@DahlELama: A friend who's involved with Mad Men introduced me to Vincent K. at a party last October. The conversation went like this:
V: Have you seen the show?
E: No, but I've heard it's very good.
V: Yeah, it's like Dostoyevsky. Everyone knows it's great, but no one's read it.
E: Oh, I've read Dostoyevsky. I just don't watch TV.
@Encantada: But if you've really read Dostoevsky, then you wouldn't admit it. (For instance, I keep it a shameful secret that I only reveal on anonymous forums.)
The worst part of Sherri's look is not the modified mustard pimp cape, nor the big velvet kangaroo pouch.
No, it's the fact that she also doesn't have a belly button where one should have one. That causes you to stare right at her midsection and takes you a few seconds to realize why you keep staring at it.
@BxgrlJeri: When I was searching around on the photo sites looking for an image of the two of them together to stick in this post, I LITERALLY almost fell off of my sofa when I saw this one. I laughed so hard I choked. It's amazing.
Not sure what made me throw up in my mouth here this morning... that exposed slice of Sherri Shepherd's stomach (that is one big FUPA) that is hanging out or the idea of Spencer boning Heidi.
Oh, no, having seen Andy Dick disport himself in public on occasion, that account of his private behavior seems, if anything, restrained. You haven't seen embarrassing until you've seen a shitfaced Mr. Dick try to rappel his way up the side of Patrick Warburton.
Whatever's going on with Mischa Barton, that lizardy producer bad-mouthing her deserves a hearty cockpunch, or razory gallstones. So she couldn't stand on the red carpet for your shit movie. Let the girl get it together, trashing her right now is just vile.
@Baroness: "Bingo Gubelmann told Usmagazine.com at the premiere. 'It's frustrating, but I'm not going to sit here and trash her because we're young as a company and we've got to live and learn. ... I don't want to be known as the producer that will turn on any actress at the drop of that hat.'"
Too late, assmunch. Also, Bingo Gubelmann? Bingo Gubelmann?
@Baroness: And I'm sure it was no news or surprise that the young woman had chemical issues. How about helping her between wrap and premiere? Or not hiring her and spending some of your dopey zillions and send her to rehab first? Too busy packing your own nose, pops?
Lucas Dick is also somewhat attractive. I cannot believe someone actually had sex with Andy Dick and then, shockingly, produced a cute and intelligent spawn.
@Trixie from Toronto: One of the few benefits of the pre-internet days in the early 90's when I was first overseas was total Andy Dick news blackout. Unless your mom sent you old copies of people. Now, of course, you can live in Achooistan and know what panties LiLo or Britbrit or Xtina or Mischa aren't wearing tonight. This is why I spend more and more time watching C-Span.
@Trixie from Toronto: I actually had to reread the words 'Andy Dick's son' because I was positive I misread them the first time. Is Lucas Andy's son like Blanket is Michael's?
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E: No, but I've heard it's very good.
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E: Oh, I've read Dostoyevsky. I just don't watch TV.
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So see, he kind of got you there.
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No, it's the fact that she also doesn't have a belly button where one should have one. That causes you to stare right at her midsection and takes you a few seconds to realize why you keep staring at it.
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Also Posh should know that skeletal body plus wide headband = cancer-look.
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"OH HONEY NO."
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Too late, assmunch. Also, Bingo Gubelmann? Bingo Gubelmann?
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