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ian spiegelman
02/10/09

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I mean that at the techflash "reporter" before anyone starts shouting.
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ian spiegelman
02/10/09

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What's the difference between a PR flack and a blogger? Neither breaks any news. Just shut up, Internet.
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MisterHippity
02/10/09

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Nobody puts the "twit" in "twitter" like Julia Allison.

Nobody puts the "twee" in "tweet" like Dave Matthews.
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The One
01/22/09

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Why do I have the feeling that many posting here are also regulars in the comments section of RBNS? Keep up the good work!
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The One
01/21/09

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Now that [rebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com] is reposting all of the alleged content from NS, I can finally read what all the fuss is about, without giving these twits any pageviews.

Seems like she went to D.C. to take pictures of herself in a mirror of a hotel lobby.
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kitkatsplash
01/21/09

@The One: Yes, I love the reblogging site.
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Wortavious
01/21/09

@The One: what else would she take pictures of? There wasn't, like, anything important going on there, right?
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The One
01/21/09

@Wortavious: According to the Reblogging NS site, she took pictures of herself in a hotel lobby and had someone take more at some loser parties.

Apparently, she got her friend with cancer to give her his inauguration tickets, ditched him and then glommed on to some CNN dude she knew years ago.
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Trixie from Toronto
01/21/09

@The One: Those New Year's Resolutions seem to be working out so well for her. I wonder how the screenplay's coming along? Can you submit a screenplay just made up of page after page of vanity shots of yourself and your tits?
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Wortavious
01/21/09

@The One: She sucks. She goes to the most historic event of probably all of our lifetimes and can only be bothered to take retarded pictures of herself with a stupid pink scarf wrapped around her head or with her tatas on proud display (for the umpteenth time). And heaven forbid she waste one word on the actual event at hand -- that would mean less precious coverage of HER HER HER.
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Trixie from Toronto
01/22/09

@Wortavious: She is ill.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
01/21/09

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pretty much everything j* says is a cry for help
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Trixie from Toronto
01/21/09

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She is in D.C. witnessing history and all she can post to her blog are pictures of herself making the kissy face and shoving her tits out. Interesting.
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PrincessKashmir
01/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: She's LIVING DIFFERENTLY and LETTING IT UNFOLD, Trixie!

Someone posted something either to the Question of the Day page or Reblogging Nonsociety that sums this cuntwreck up perfectly: It's as if she's experiencing all of the "epiphanies" people had when they were 15. Next thing you know she'll be getting her nose pierced at Claire's, smoking clove cigarettes and telling the world how The Fountainhead changed her life.
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belltolls
01/21/09

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Julia losing things is a cry for help.
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HandsomeBwonderful
01/21/09

@belltolls: ANYTHING that dolt does is a cry for help. Problem is, she won't take it.
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drclaytonforrester
01/21/09

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Call me crazy, but I like seeing Julia Allison saying fuckkkkkk. fuck. It humanizes her.
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Owen Thomas
01/21/09

@Dr.ClaytonForrester: Oh, indeed. As does this lovely email she just sent me:

From: Julia Allison

Date: Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 5:17 PM

Subject: you're such a little cunt

To: Owen Thomas

Egoblogger? Really?

What the fuck is wrong with you, Owen? Did your parents not love you enough?

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Trixie from Toronto
01/21/09

@Owen Thomas: Nice! Please do that all the time!

She entitled it "you're such a little cunt?"

And she is DISPUTING she's an ego-blogger? Her entire blog is filled with photos of herself shoving out her tits and doing Derek Zoolander faces. What else would someone call it?
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kitkatsplash
01/21/09

@Trixie from Toronto: She's such a fucking cunt. And she's got her undies in a bundle because she has no "content" on her lil venture and her sponsors are increasingly upset.
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The One
01/21/09

@Owen Thomas: Is this part of her "I want the best for everyone" and "have a lovely day" bullshit?
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Owen Thomas
01/21/09

@The One: It must be! It's a new dawn for everyone.
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Trixie from Toronto
01/21/09

@Owen Thomas: I am still scratching my head at how she could possibly take offence at being called an egoblogger. How can she possibly dispute it?
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JamieRoss
01/21/09

@Owen Thomas: I think with the NonSociety gals, calling someone a cunt is actually giving them a compliment. Right, Julia? Like when Mary called you a twat last week? [mary.nonsociety.com]
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The One
01/21/09

@Trixie from Toronto: It's always the ones who act so sweet and as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouths that turn out to be total psycho hosebeasts.

She doesn't get the severe cognitive disconnect between wishing everyone a lovely day and calling someone a cunt for the mortal crime of describing her as an egoblogger.
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couponwhore
01/22/09

@The One: My parents didn't love me enough....
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PrincessKashmir
01/22/09

@JamieRoss: I had my doubts about Mary, but she redeemed herself with that. The passive-aggressive stuff may be turning the corner to full-on aggression. Bring it on, blondie! The web is rooting for you to bring Zoolander down.
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The One
01/22/09

@couponwhore: I've long ago assumed that her insults are just reflections of her deep insecurities and fears.
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Social Crimer
01/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: Yeah, isn't "lifecasting" (her preferred term) synonymous with "egoblogging," anyway?
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