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Bruce Wasserstein's Secret Asian Bride Revealed
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[www.theonion.com]
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But look, everyone is missing it. These are power marriages like in the old days when King Syphilsores married Princess Droolington. This is M&A, with T&A.
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我是一个瓶子
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你是薇薇Nevo ?
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Seriously, he is crazy foul. Who do you think you're kidding?
Like Murdoch, there is nothing remotely attractive about him unless you find money attractive. (And, hey, women can find human-looking old rich guys. It's not even that hard--particularly if you can tolerate renting versus owning the private jet...)
And if these younger gals, who could make their own way, find money that attractive, well good for them. But don't think that folks aren't going to notice and laugh, be they Asians or anyone else. (If you follow Gawker enough to make your complaint, surely you will recall Georgina Chapman or whatever that skank's name is...)
So if, for whatever reason, it bothers you so much that Asian women are prominent in this subset of society (and I actually don't think they are when you average everyone out), take it up with them.
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I don't think "notalent" is expressing grief over Asian women dating old rich white men-- I thinks what she (?) is trying to say is: it's kinda foul that Gawker (and others) keep 'pointing out' things like, "Hey! Check it! The dude is rich and old and ugly. And his girl is ASIAN! LIke, OMG, it's a FETISH! There must be sumpn weirdly atractive about slanty eyes and sideways pussies.Oh wait no, it must just be the subservient geisha thing!"
So ya know-- you do kinda make a good point about the "averaging out." Where's all the posts about young white women dating rich ugly old men? Oh right-- not that interesting.
So okay, where's all the posts about youg Asian women dating not-so-old kinda- hot rich men? Well yah, there's Zi and Vivi-- but again, not so mockable, oops I mean interesting, cuz she's just as rich as he is, and he's actually pretty smokin for an aged "wrinkly" 48 year old man.
Oh! There's always James Gandolfini and Whatserface, but obviously Gawker can't mock that relationship, cuz she's totally hott and he'll kick Nick Denton's scrawny ass.
In short: Give it a rest, dipshits.
The reason the new Wassersteins kept their marriage "a secret" is cuz: she, being Asian, doesn't NEED to plaster her pasty pulled-back attention-whoring mug alls over the stupid NY Times Wedding announcement section.
YOU JELLUS MUTHERFUKKERS.
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