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gossip roundup
Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney's sporting a new "spare tire," Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More » -
trade roundup
What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
Actresses make a lot of money. As do movie studios who adapt video games into terrible movies. A great actor died, a promising actress takes wing, and new reality shows make us want to do terrorism. More » -
gossip roundup
Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
Angelina threatens Jennifer for frequently texting Brad, Marlon Brando banged Jackie O twice, Lily Allen gets caught with coke in her nose, Victoria Beckham shows off her new rack and Katy Perry posts a nude pic with pizza on Twitter. More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. [Jezebel] -
the beauty myth
Prominent Feminist Explains Why Angelina Jolie Is Best Thing, Ever
Angelina Jolie was named Forbes' "most powerful celeb in the world" last week. Naomi Wolf, in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (?) thinks it's cuz Brangie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation." Or something like that. [Jezebel] -
gossip roundup
Brad and Angelina Are Getting Married to Squelch Rumors of Their Love's Demise
Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More » -
gossip roundup
Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a "pop-in," Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina denies breakup rumors AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation. More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Kate Wore A Bikini & Twilight Stars Are In Love
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where, according to the tabloid covers, only two things are newsworthy: Kate Gosselin's "revenge" bikini body; and whether the stars of Twilight are hooking up. [Jezebel] -
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
It's Wednesday, and this is Midweek Madness, in which we snack on cheesy gossip from In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. Margaret assists in separating the fresh from the stale, especially since Brad and Angelina are either on the rocks or happily expecting their 7th child, depending. [Jezebel] -
gossip roundup
Brad and Angelina Are The Best Actors in All of Cannes
The Sun claims that Brad and Angelina are on the rocks and they're just pretending to love each other, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied together last night, a Gossip Girl spinoff is definitely in the works, and Patrick Swayze poses for a photo so everyone knows he's still alive. More » -
bonnie fuller
Ever Wonder What It's Like to Work for Bonnie Fuller?
Working for Bonnie Fuller, who created the glossy gossip age at Us Weekly, was always a challenge. But since she was fired from her job at Star-publisher American Media last year, the only place she's had to aim her mercurial celebrity theories is her Twitter followers. More » -
photo play
Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie
The tabloids are always turning to nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and other experts who "don't treat" the stars but aren't too busy to make determinations about people they don't know. We can play that game! [Jezebel] -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel] -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. [Jezebel] -
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The Pitt and the Pendulous
[Brad Pitt films a Japanese commercial for a bank in New York; image via Splash] More » -
gossip roundup
Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
Lindsay Lohan is scared of food, Brad Pitt is scared of his ex-bodyguard and New York models are frightened and jealous of Jesus Luz. More » -
gossip roundup
Lindsay Lohan in 'It's Complicated' Reunion
All relationships are "complicated," Facebook: Heidi Montag can't sell pictures of her stupid re-wedding, so why bother; Miley Cyrus is sheepishly two-timing and LiLo and SamRo restored a tenuous digital connection. More » -
gawker stalker
Angelina Jolie: East 2nd Street & 1st Avenue
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] April 23 @ 6:30am I could've sworn I saw Angelina Jolie. Isn't she filming that upcoming movie Salt? Cemetery scene perhaps? -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Babies, Bisexuals & Tim Gunn With His Pants Down
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I search for real "news" in the weekly tabloids. Step inside for free-swingin', AC/DC stories from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
trade roundup
Tom Cruise Hasn't Met a Script He Hasn't Asked to Be Rewritten
There is little good news anymore. Today Angelina Jolie signs a pact with the devil, as does Walgreens. Tom Cruise can't pick good scripts, and Dimension keeps puttering along. More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Pregnant, Lindsay Refuses Rehab
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for worthwhile "news" in In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. [Jezebel] -
gossip roundup
Madonna Should Just Adopt One of the Duggar Children
Madonna and Jolie want more babies, tennis players are lesbians, American Girls: Changes for Whitney, Miley Cyrus is a literary scholar, and Chris Brown is dating again. Shame. More » -
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Long Lost Romanov Kids Found, Still Assholes
[Angelina Jolie and crew on the New York set of "Salt"; image via INF] -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel] -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure
Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel] -
gossip roundup
Was Joe Biden's Daughter Framed For Coke?
Everyone's for sale: Dennis Rodman's wife will do your show for a beauty school scholarship; Rihanna will do your show if Chris Brown grovels and Ashley Biden's friend will sell her out on spec. More » -
art
The Crucifixion of OctoMom
Pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey has completed his second painting suggested by you, the Gawker readers: OctoMom upon the cross, as Angelina and Madonna worship her. More » -
gossip roundup
No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again
Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday! More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
fameballs
Arthur Kade is Too Hot For Angelina Jolie
Our friend Arthur Kade is moving up in the world! Philly's most inane John Fitzgerald Page knockoff is in a movie with Angelina Jolie. Eh, Arthur Kade has fucked hotter chicks: More » -
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Lara Cuffed, Tombs Await Her
[Actress Angela Joleman filming the movie "Salt" in New York today; image via Splash] More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet
It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer. [Jezebel] -
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"I'm Planning On Pushing Lisa Kudrow Down a Flight of Stairs."
[Film actress Angelina Jolie with her body double on the set of the motion picture "Salt" in Washington, District of Columbia today; image via INF] -
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"If the Train Is Full, No Problem. I'll Just Push Jen Aniston Off of It."
[Angelica Growly filming her new movie 'Salt' in our nation's capital today; image via INF] -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Aniston & Angie's Oscar Showdown
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celeb weeklies, in search of "newsworthy" gossip. Though Nadya "Octomom" Suleman helps sell issues, she landed zero covers this week: Brangeliniston reigned. [Jezebel] -
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Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex's name permanently tattooed on her body. Which other celebrities have made the same mistake? More » -
clips
Tim Gunn Gets Designs On Brangelina; Fails To Make It Work
Project Runway's Tim Gunn is working as a red carpet host this evening, but even America's favorite grey-haired fashionista can't impress the A-list juggernaut that is Brangelina. Ever heard Tim get gushy? You have now. [Jezebel] -
stalky
E! Tracking Brangelina With Predator Drone Or Something
As soon as the couple gets within range, the network will presumably deploy Jennifer Aniston as a sort of celebrity Hellfire missile. Click for full-sized image. -
gossip roundup
White House Staff's Fancy Four Seasons Party
Barack Obama's people might throw East Coast media elite parties at the Four Seasons, but they totally make up for it with that penny-pinching cabinet member from Kansas. More » -
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Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
When asked who she would prefer to play her in film ocassionaly clothed Indy driver Danica Patrick responded she'd prefer Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston. The reason? Aniston is too old. [Jalopnik]



































