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    Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
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    Image of Jihan Forbes Jihan Forbes
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    okay, this always bugs me. RIHANNA IS NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN. She is BAJAN/ WEST INDIAN.


    she's not african

    she's not american


    she's from BARBADOS. Why do they just call all black people African-American? As a fellow West Indian, this bugs the CRAP out of me. Why can't people just say black? And anyways, black people that have been living in America for CENTURIES aren't AFRIAN anymore. they're just American now. Ugh, it's so frustrating.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @Jihan Forbes: PC nonsense, I agree.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    'Tis pity she's a whore.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    01/05/09

    @BookishLookish: Naught but a Chaste Maid in Cheapside.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Puhleese!!


    Britney makes more than that just breathing. As in, not OD-ing.

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    Image of surgeofthefeet surgeofthefeet
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    I never really understood the whole prostitute thing. Seems like a waste of money to me. There are two things i refuse to pay for when it comes to the ladies -- sex and abortions.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @surgeofthefeet: One hopes, then, that you'll at least pay for condoms.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @surgeofthefeet: I sincerely doubt a lady has touched your diseased sex organs in a while, surge. That "whole condom scene"? Thanks for the laughs, baby.
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    Image of surgeofthefeet surgeofthefeet
    01/03/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm just kidding. i wear condoms, but only on my bag. i leave the top part open to the elements. It looks much cooler that way. Very punk.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @surgeofthefeet: OK, so your balzac is as hair- and disease-free as a newborn's toe, but your schlong is a festering wasteland of pus-filled sores? Nice. Punk!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore


    amanda lepore called - she wants her look back

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: I just don't get this, although frankly it does frighten me a little. At smome point shouldn't someone look in the mirror and say, "Whoa! Next stop, the side-show"? And at some point, should medical ethics not kick in? I mean, just because some delusional fool thinks s/he needs more nip and tuck, does that mean you have to give in, if s/he has complete transcended any kind of human beauty idea?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    I would probably pay $2,500 an hour not to have sex with this horror show madam. Maybe even $3,000. I would max out on her.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    "Usually, they're boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California."


    I guess they point to wherever the sun shines brightest?

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    Image of surgeofthefeet surgeofthefeet
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    if billy joel's b-hole got bleached and pulled tight, i would have a baby with it before this lady.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/03/09

    @surgeofthefeet: Wow. Just ... wow. Would speak but I can't close my mouth at the imagery.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Well, Kristen, Britney already makes at least a grand an hour sitting on her ass eating Cheetos, and occasionally going into a studio and attaching her mediocre voice to wicked-catchy dance tracks that sweep the nation. Bitch has it made! Well, now that she's not on the verge of death.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Everything about this is disgusting.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @Helman: plastic surgery gone awry, commodification of women's sexuality, reduction of women to the sum of their sexual parts, cryptoracism. Have i missed anything?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    We need to set up a new rating system for plastic surgery; you state the generation of plastic surgery and then the quality.
    Like 1st gen- no matter how good it is, you're left without a nose or looking like you can't blink.
    etc...
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @Itsjustcatnip: So how do we describe the so-called Cat Woman?



    Besides, "Eeeeeek!!!" Or does that make me sound too nelly?

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/03/09

    @Hydroceph: What's really frightening is that her nose and her eyebrows are the same!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @SaraRueful: OMG, you're right. That just makes it even worse.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Blonde, 40ish, big fake boobs and too much facework. I don't think I could get more than a couple hundred an hour for this Davis woman.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @PandoraSpocks: She'd also have to work the bar, clean up the party after and take my dog to the groomer.
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    Image of Rod Townsend Rod Townsend
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Haha. The typo is right about the playmates: "They're boobs."
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. [...] But honestly, I don't have a market for her. [...] The African American and Asian models never do well.


    Really? Even ASIAN models don't have a market among professional white johns? Wow. I always thought of going to a prostitute was to get what you don't get at home. These guys have no imagination: Why would anyone turn down Rihanna for Katie Holmes? And no love for the Bai Lings of the world? Blows my mind.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/03/09

    @Sophie (no longer) needs to study...celebrate!: if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure there's a whole industry of asian hookers out there who cater to straight white guys who are into that submissive asian woman fantasy, along with thousands if not millions of asian women who resent the hell out of that crap
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/03/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Yes, it's called Bangkok. I mean, that's what i hear, anyway.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @Sophie (no longer) needs to study...celebrate!: You are somewhat missing the point here, studying Soph. Which I will be aiming at your head in a moment.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    01/03/09

    In reply to Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
    She looks like David St. Hubbins after botched feminization surgery.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/03/09

    @jasonelias: "Talk about mud flaps, my girls got 'em..."
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