94 Days and a Wake Up
Amusement Park Sued Over Lonely, Cigarette-Smoking, Soda-Drinking Chimpanzee
Animal rights activists have sued Dixie Landin’ park in Baton Rouge, Louisiana to have a soda-guzzling, cigarette-smoking chimpanzee named Candy removed to an animal sanctuary, reports the Associated Press.
Sea World Assures You Its Whales Are Happy as Whales Cower in Fear
Mammal torture porn operator Sea World is launching a new ad campaign to assure you, the onetime Sea World patron who's been eaten alive by guilt ever since you saw Blackfish, that everything is A-OK with those whales. They love whales!
Egg Prices Are Going Up, Which Is Good
This year (because of a law, obviously, not out of any sense of kindness), chickens will get bigger houses. That means the price of eggs is going up. Okay, good.
Zoo-Born Orangutan Declared "Nonhuman Person," Released to Sanctuary
In a benchmark animal rights case this week, an orangutan who has spent the entirety of her life in zoos has now been declared a "nonhuman person" by a court and will be transferred to an animal sanctuary, Reuters reports.
Are Chimps People? A New York Court Investigates
An appeals court in New York state will begin addressing the question that has been on the forefront of everyone's minds for years: Are chimps actually people?
The Approximate Dollar Value of the Lives of Your Pets
In Slate today, David Grimm asks: How much money can we ethically spend to save our sick pets? An excellent question (for arguing)! Let's try to construct a rough list.
Brave Hunters Demand Right to Watch Dogs Kill Imprisoned Foxes
In Virginia, the land of Jefferson, respectable and upright citizens are fighting to preserve their right to hoard wild animals into a fenced enclosure and then enjoy the sight of dogs tearing them apart.
Peter Singer Is Here to Talk About Right and Wrong
Peter Singer is a professor of bioethics at Princeton University and one of the world's most prominent—and controversial—moral philosophers. He's written influential works on poverty, charity, and euthanasia, and is considered a founder of the modern animal rights movement. He's here to speak to you.
Before you buy someone an angora sweater for Christmas, take a moment to visualize bunny rabbits "having their fur torn out at the roots by hand until they're bald."
Terminally Ill Simpsons Co-Creator Donating His Fortune To Charity
Television writer/producer Sam Simon, a co-developer of the Simpsons, has amassed a literal fortune. Since leaving the cultural touchstone in 1993, the nine-time Emmy winner has kept an executive producer title that earns him "tens of millions" annually. Plus, the former Taxi showrunner has continued working…
The Vegan Sellout List Is The Best Worst Thing Ever
There are a few kinds of ethically depraved humans that the animal-rights activists behind the Vegan Sellout List will not tolerate. One type is the "paleo-terrorist," those bloody-fingered 21st-century neanderthals who gorge on innocent murder victims, quite literally, for breakfast. Another strain is the "haughty,…
Arson, Cracked Testicles, and Internet Death Threats: How Animal Rights Extremists Are Learning From the People Who Murdered George Tiller
"We will...strap you into a monkey restraining device and use industrial pliers to crack your testicles like walnuts." That was the simple message that medical researcher Dr. Donal O'Leary received in October 2011.
Remember When a Million Horses Died on the Set of HBO's Luck? According to This Lawsuit, It Was Actually 1,000,001
Last spring, horses everywhere neighed a sigh of relief when production was cancelled on HBO's horse-racing drama Luck, after three gambling-addicted horses died on set.
Twilight's After Party Featured Live Wolves, Like a Dark Episode of My Super Sweet 16
For a group that claims to love animals, PETA sure does act jealous when some wolves get invited to a fancy celebrity party while its invite gets "lost" (up a butt).
SeaWorld Draws Ire of Animal Rights Activists After Captive Orca Sustains Whale of an Injury [Warning: Graphic]
Upsetting photos have surfaced showing in great detail the extent of a severe laceration sustained recently by an 11-year-old male orca at SeaWorld San Diego.
Horrific Animal Cruelty Caught on Camera Forces USDA to Shut Down Slaughterhouse with In-N-Out Burger Ties
Operations at a Central California slaughterhouse have been suspended indefinitely after an animal welfare group forwarded a video to officials at the United States Department of Agriculture which they claim shows cattle being treated inhumanely at the meat processing plant.
New Zealand School Dresses Possums In Breathtaking Finery But Only Because the Possums Are Dead
Elementary schoolers at the Uruti School in New Zealand helped dozens of dead possums achieve the goals they never achieved in life last weekend, and now people are giving them grief for it.
Cee Lo Warned Not to Rock Out With His Cockatoo Out
The Voice judge and Bond villain Cee Lo Green spends much of his time on the reality TV competition stroking his feline companion, Purrfect. Next season he is swapping her out for a Moluccan cockatoo named Lady — and animal rights activists are not happy about it.
Artist Undergoes "Torture" In Front of London Shoppers For Anti-Animal-Testing Stunt
A 24-year-old performance artist spent ten hours being tortured in a London shop window as part of an animal rights campaign by UK-based cosmetics company Lush and Humane Society International.
