In the seventh grade two girls dressed up as Fred Durst for Halloween. Even then I knew they were losers. But I was also really afraid of them, because that was pretty hardcore. #lindsaylohan
@Cunning_Linguist: I did, however, google-image search Limp Bizkit (for some inexplicable reason) and the pictures reminded me that Fred Durst isn't even the biggest tool in that band! #lindsaylohan
@Cunning_Linguist: I went through a phase where I actually thought Wes Borland was really sexy. If I didn't feel dumb about it before, that picture sure covered it. #lindsaylohan
@Phyllis Nefler: I thought the same thing. That woman does not need to spawn a womb gremlin, this world is effed up enough without her procreating. #lindsaylohan
Being named "celebrity mum of the year" by some British company seems to be a bad bad omen like no other. I remember when Kerry Katona was named that very thing, and she soon after spiralled out of control in every which way imaginable. There are other notable examples of this too.
But hey, Britney has already done all that spiralling, so who knows with her?
Really though, I just don't see the point of ridiculous titles like that, they are obvs meaningless...
@applejuice: Mel "Scary Spice" B was also declared Spectacle Wearer of the Year, even though she didn't need glasses and wore them, ooh, ONCE for a photo op. Good times.
I'm breaking out in a terrified sweat at the very thought of having to listen to hours of taped Anna Nicole Smith conversations. It would resemble being locked in a room where the Real Housewives Poetry Slam was taking place.
I'm so confused by the oddly respectable outfit that the rest of the information is not quite translating.
Also, every time I see a picture of this woman, I think "I sort of wish we'd been friends, because I think I think we would have had a lot of fun at Sephora together."
(Also, "Anna" Nicole Smith. I normally wouldn't say anything, but it's the headline...)
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@Cunning_Linguist: I did, however, google-image search Limp Bizkit (for some inexplicable reason) and the pictures reminded me that Fred Durst isn't even the biggest tool in that band! #lindsaylohan
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But hey, Britney has already done all that spiralling, so who knows with her?
Really though, I just don't see the point of ridiculous titles like that, they are obvs meaningless...
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Also, every time I see a picture of this woman, I think "I sort of wish we'd been friends, because I think I think we would have had a lot of fun at Sephora together."
(Also, "Anna" Nicole Smith. I normally wouldn't say anything, but it's the headline...)
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"I wouldn't," cried the scheming wife.
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