Remember a couple years ago when those Russian spies (including one very or at least averagely sexy one) were busted after infiltrating some of New Jersey and Yonkers' most powerful third-tier social circles?
Remember Anna Chapman? The sexy Russian spy who won America's heart last fall by, well, just being a sexy Russian spy? The FBI has released some hot new UNCENSORED surveillance video and pics from their decade-long investigation into her and her colleagues.
The Russian space programs ground specialists may soon have uniforms designed by Anna Chapman, the sexiest—and therefore the best—of the 10 Russian spies arrested and deported last year. Or at least, funded by her—details, like Chapman herself, are sketchy—according to astronaut Sergei Krikalev:
Repatriated Russian spy Anna Chapman has two hobbies: advocating for Vladimir Putin, and advocating for love. She recently joined a pro-Putin youth group and filmed a sexy Soviet spy parody that doubles as a PSA for falling in love.
Finally, we can see deported Russian spy Anna Chapman's boobs in red-blooded American magazine Playboy. It's not like she posed for them, they were released by an ex-boyfriend. Not getting any money for them should teach that communist a lesson!
A 25-year-old parliamentary aide was arrested by British authorities on Thursday, and currently faces deportation. For spying! Yes, only a few months after it was cool to have a sexy Russian sleeper agent, the U.K. finally gets their own.
Russian newspaper Kommersant reports that the Foreign Intelligence Service has sent a hit squad after the double agent who sold out sexy spy Anna Chapman and nine others. "We know who he is and where he is," an official said.
International fameball Anna Chapman and the nine other Russian spies who were busted back in July were awarded the Kremlin's top medal from President Dmitry Medvedev today. That was right after Chapman appeared in a dirty Russian Maxim photo spread.
You've probably been wondering where super hot Russian spy Anna Chapman has been, right? Well, she was spotted today at a cosmodrome in Kazakhstan for the launch of the Russian Soyuz spacecraft, which is carrying Russians and Americans into space.
Now that sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman is but a stale post on the Facebook wall of our sad lives, we've been waiting patiently for a sexy Russian criminal to fill the void. Enter Kristina Svechinskaya, cybercriminal
Details gathered a bunch of sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman's ex-boyfriends for a kiss-and-tell drinking session, and the result is like busting open a fire hydrant connected to a pipeline of douche. Let us bear witness.
Anna Chapman's sexy boudoir photo shoot for a Russian men's magazine was only the beginning. The flame-haired spy who stole our hearts has an "Anna cult" that follows her everywhere. Locals are composings hymns to celebrate her!
Former Russian spy Anna Chapman posed for a Russian laddie mag, displaying her globular breasts and startlingly spherical rear end in photos and on video. Then she posted the pictures on Facebook. And now she's getting sued for it.
Elin Nordegren gives her first and last interview. Lindsay Lohan is freed from rehab. Heidi Montag wants her old boobs back, but not before she sells her sex tape. Wednesday gossip declares its independence.
Anna Chapman, the sexxy spy who stole our hearts, but not, as it turns out, our secrets, has said no to an offer to do porn, TMZ reports. Well, that makes sense: She now has a political career to consider.
America's sexiest security threat is shopping a $250,000 interview, considering Playboy, and entertaining a million-dollar porn offer. This may violate her plea bargain, but she has access to Swiss bank accounts. (What do you take her for, an amateur?)
Since returning to mother Russia, sexy spy Anna Chapman (nee Kushchenko), has been hailed as a hero by her native Volgograd. Now there's talk of a possible parliamentary campaign. Finally, a reason to pay attention to Russian politics!
Anna Chapman, the recently-deported Russian spy who's clearly the important of the bunch because she's the hottest, is thinking about selling her story to a British tabloid. The only potential problem: doing so would violate her plea bargain agreement.
[For those of you holding out hope that sexy Anna Chapman might parachute from her plane to Russia and sneak her way back into America's pants, sorry: the ten swapped Russian spies have landed in Moscow. Image via AP.]
