Jim Huish, of the band Amber Drive, is arguably the most excited man on this mortal coil for the release of Pitch Perfect 2. He performed that stupid "Cups" song routine ("performance"? "parlor trick"?) with guns for no apparent reason other than that he could.
If you try to slip anything past famous masturbation comedian Anna Kendrick, she is going to call you on your bullshit. That's what David Letterman learned when Kendrick felt compelled to point out that a cat toy that appeared earlier in the Late Show was really a furry dildo in disguise.
In what has now become a weekly occurrence, several new celebrities' private photos leaked Friday afternoon on 4chan and Reddit in the newly minted "The Fappening 3." This round of photos reportedly features Cara Delevingne, Anna Kendrick, and more images of Jennifer Lawrence.
Update: Collect the pieces of your heart and start gluing them back together, internet. She says it's not true:
Actress Anna Kendrick has released a music video. It's like Stomp but even lamer. That'll do, Anna Kendrick.
Madonna takes a passive-aggressive swipe at Lady Gaga. Ryan Gosling makes out with Eva Mendes. Jake Gyllenhaal snuggles a Twilight star. A wild man breaks into Celine Dion's home and pillages for pastries. Wednesday gossip is mad for madeleines, moonstruck for doughnuts, cuckoo for choux.
Last night Time magazine had their big fancy shindig for its "100 Most Influential" list and many of the anointed showed up to Jazz at Lincoln Center to be rich, famous, and beautiful together.
Our invitation must have been lost in the mail, but we did send fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern to ask everyone someā¦
We were too busy eating self-serve frozen yogurt last night to bother with the premiere of Twilight. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was on the West Coast to report back. For a change, she wasn't the most wasted one there.
Gilligan's Island: The Movie. Justin Timberlake: Romantic comedy star. Hurt Locker producer: Banned from the Oscars. Lorne Michaels: Bullish on Conan O'Brien. Marion Cotillard: Hired by Woody Allen. So much Trade to Round-up, guys. Get in here and let's party!
Vanity Fair is out today with the cover for its annual Hollywood issue full of young, female acting talent for the "next decade." Let's crystal-ball gaze: in ten years which will be opening pictures and which will be pitching Proactiv?
