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    Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills

    Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure

    Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper

    Switch-Hitter Anne Heche Goes To Bat for 'Hung'

    Ashton Kutcher's 'Spread': The Plight Of The Los Angeles Asshole

    Gavin Newsom selects Jennifer Siebel as gubernatorial running mate

    Anne Heche's Ex-Husband Needs You To Give Her A Job

    New Jay Mohr Sitcom Funnier Than Tourette's Humor

    Violent Anne Heche Flare-Up Reportedly Leaves 19 Shirts Dead, Untold Pairs Of Pants Missing
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    Image of taco-flavored-kisses taco-flavored-kisses
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    "...encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again."

    ..Because nothing should entice you to cast LiLo in your project more than being part of a staged "reality" process of doing so...
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    May I just say, after a very disappointing season of Degrassi, I was very pleased with Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, although watching Jason Mewes behave like an actual human is even more disconcerting than I ever imagined it would be.
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    Image of Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach
    08/27/09

    @DahlELama: I was curious about the mmovie. That show really went downhill for awhile. Glad to know it is on a triumphant upturn!
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    DahlELama promoted this comment Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was starred Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was unstarred
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    08/27/09

    @Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Well the movie totally centered around all the good people who are no longer on the show, so that helps. Craig+Ellie 4eva, yo.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    I've always found Anne Heche to be incredibly sexy. Her being a psycho bitch does nothing but increase my desire.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: Amen.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: I've also think she's hot and would be an entertaining night or week, but I don't know that I'd want to be there, when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed. (see Lorena Bobbitt)
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    Edited by Magister at 08/27/09 9:53 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: Crazy person sex is the best sex. But it does come with drawbacks. Namely, the crazy.
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    Image of Cory Cory
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    So basically Lindsay Lohan is looking to become Valerie Cherish.
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    Image of WhiteMan'sBourbon WhiteMan'sBourbon
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    Well, why not? Lindsay's smart, talented, and has her act together. Oh wait, I was thinking of an alternate-reality show.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    Paulina ain't dumb!!!!

    PS. This clip is fuckin' HILARIOUS.
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    Image of parkslump parkslump
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    I bet her little dog Ziggy Stardust is as happy as a dog with two peckers.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    "Got on the train to Cuckootown" ??? That's how you describe someone who had a nervous breakdown? The FUCK.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    The celeb breakdown jumped the shark with Susan Boyle. Once the geriatrics start doing it, it's over.

    Next trend: celebrities giving up their children for adoption.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/23/09

    @StonedAndDethroned:
    Edit: Next trend: celebrities giving up their adopted children for adoption.
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    Image of dummyfakeroller dummyfakeroller
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    Unrecognized? Did NO ONE see that movie she made with T.A.T.U? Cinema classic.
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    snugbug promoted this comment dummyfakeroller was starred dummyfakeroller was unstarred
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    07/23/09

    @dummyfakeroller: Link, please?
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    What, no tie ins on how those cellulite stories drove her to madness?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    Erm, there are two types of celeb crazy.
    High-power, role model-y, teen sensation fucking nutsdom i.e. Spears, Lohan, Chris Brown...and the former Hollywood elite, "so bonkers we really can't believe it because they did wonderful movies twenty years ago" batshit lunacy of Tom Cruise/Mel Gibson etc.

    She's just not either. She's like Cybil Shepard babbling incoherently and wearing a scrunchie in the UK crazy right now. Meh.

    In order for us to really care, Miley Cyrus and Tom Hanks would need to just completely destroy New Mexico or something.
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    07/23/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I largely sustain your point, but may I submit a quibble? What "wonderful movie" did Tommy Cruise ever make? This dude has always and forever been a major cheeseball who comes in only two settings: "intense" (when he furrows his brow and combs his fingers through his hair and huffily exhales while delivering his lines) and "heeey, baby!" (when he smirks that come-hither smirk of his). Mel-the-anti-Semite-Gibson, on the other paw? Heck yah! Genius with the expected fatal flaws.
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    Edited by snugbug at 07/23/09 12:38 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/23/09

    @snugbug: I kind of adore A Few Good Men, Demi Moore notwithstanding. (TNT at least twice a month, Baby! Heh.) Could care less about Top Gun and that other one where he slides around in his tightie-whiteties. Never got why that was appealing.
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    07/23/09

    @snugbug: Legend, Days of Thunder... c'mon, meow.
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    Image of Terrafractal Terrafractal
    07/24/09

    @snugbug: The one legitimizing Cruise movie for me has always been Jerry MaGuire, ashamed as I am to say so. I have a horrible soul-crushing thing for Cameron Crowe movies.
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    snugbug promoted this comment Edited by Terrafractal at 07/24/09 3:15 AM Terrafractal was starred Terrafractal was unstarred
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    07/24/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk:
    @Spirit Fingers: You guys are forgetting his comedic masterpiece "Far and Away." Watch Tom Cruise of Syracuse valiantly attempt to sustain an Irish accent while simultaneously putting the sexy moves on his (then-real) wife and "workin' the land." Fucken golden.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    Mischa became irrelevant when she gave away the season ending "surprise" as she exited the OC. She's been a drug-addled curiosity since and that's it.

    As for Anne Heche, she's really ruining Hung for me. She must have the best agent in Ho'wood, or know some pretty salacious details about people (blackmail!) in order to get these roles.
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    07/23/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: For realz? I find Anne Heche a completely decent actress. Funny and smart while not in character, too.. And that "Celestia" trip she was on back in the day is very unique. Also, I was in the same yoga class with her once in LA when someone farted, and she TOTALLY took control and diffused the mortifying situation with humor.
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    Edited by snugbug at 07/23/09 12:22 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/23/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Hung...I'm getting sucked in!
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    07/23/09

    @snugbug: How does one exactly "take control" of that situation? How can you not laugh? I was in pilates once when it happened to the girl next to me. The "rolling like a ball" will get you every time.
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    07/23/09

    @bboston88: If I remember correctly, what she did immediately post-fart was crack a joke about something ELSE, so everyone was compelled to giggle at THAT joke, and kinda forgot to be embarrassed about the fart incident.

    Or if they were still laughing at the fart incident, it would have now been interpreted as laughs at Anne Heche's joke, so the self-esteem of the farter was spared a spanking, so to speak. It showed great awareness on Heche's part, and fab comedian instincts--was pretty impressed.
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    Edited by snugbug at 07/23/09 2:44 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    Look a standard has been set. The bar raised. I need to see people flip the fuck out. I need the crazy to be so over the top that handlers are losing their shit too, that's right these celebs need to start taking those that contribute to their mindless fame with them. I now need a mass meltdown; agents,personal assistants, managers, publicists...they ALL need to drink the Kool-Aid.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    07/23/09

    @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: So you demand that people be removed from their homes, strapped to a gurney, and babbling like a loon, rather than just being weepy and not coping?

    Damn. It's a good thing i'm not famous. I'd get no love at all around here.
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    07/23/09

    @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: She needs to do an OJ or Martin Lawrence to get attention. LA is full of crazy people, one needs to distinguish themself.
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    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/23/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: A 5150 hold is child's play.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/23/09

    In reply to Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
    Twas the fankles that killed this beast of a story.
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    Edited by Nice Beaver at 07/23/09 11:57 AM Nice Beaver was starred Nice Beaver was unstarred
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