Annemarie Dooling, who was collected enough to tweet a bank robbery, found her nerves were no match for the press.

Eve Fairbanks of the New Republic found plagiarism in the darnedest place.

Penelope Trunk, the advice columnist, told the shameful truth about her little hometown.

MSNBC Web maven Will Femia could hardly believe his ears.

Arianna Huffington finally got around to linking that column on the power of rapid communication.

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Dooling, no stranger to Valleywag's Twitterati, posted a series of tweets about the holdup from inside the bank.

But she'd like haters of the microblogging service to know she wasn't shirking her citizenly duties to report the incident to police; she can't work the phone or email functions on her mobile device because the trackball is broken, so Twittering was really the only option. And besides, she didn't actually know she'd witnessed a robbery until it was too late to do anything about it.

That won't keep the proprietor of Frill Seeker Diary from entering Twitter lore along with the fellow who live-tweeted a home break in instead of calling the cops; Business Insider, which first posted about Dooling's tweets, has already made the comparison.

Still, at least Dooling didn't run into a tree while tweeting, and then tweet about it.

CNET's Caroline McCarthy came under attack from angry fans of the Dave Matthews Band. Would no one Back Her Up?

Salon's Joan Walsh did not appreciate having to watch Fox News Channel.

ABC backup anchor John Berman was not-so-silently praying for technical difficulties.

Web producer Annemarie Dooling grew tired of flaky renters.

The New York Times' Brian Stelter ate a depressing dinner.

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