Ugh, I watched this shit shack for the first time last night and was horrified by everyone. But then I remembered you need to have an IQ of 65 and an ability to self-loathe while passively attacking anyone within a 12 foot radius of you to be in fashion.
I would have appreciated it more if when they canned Danielle, they just told her it was because she was fat.
If you hate it so much, why do you watch it? And please, don't give me the "it's so bad it's fun" routine. Anything bad is just ... bad. There aren't enough hours in the day to waste time on crap.
I really wanted to like Danielle and I was rooting for her, but her incessant mouth breathing was driving me nuts so I wish her the best and pray she learns to close her mouth.
Katie... looking in the ceiling mirror to check her lipgloss was pure gold. She's wretched, yes, but she's also semi-entertaining.
Greasy Meghan... I still haven't figured out the mystery of her "dewiness". Once again her eyeliner was creeping down her face as her saturated hair hung limply over her shoulder. I'll bet her clothes smell.
Does it bother anyone else that Anne Slowey can't walk in heels?
@SkidooNevada: also, you're inherently a cooler person if you're able to answer the question "where did you get that shirt/dress/pants/socks/what the fuck ever" with "i made it" than by naming a store.
that pretty much goes for everything. DIY, bitches! it's more fun than shopping!
I remember reading good things about Joanna. This was the first episode I watched and I have to say that while I liked her during the first part of the episode, the way she dealt with Danielle was just UGH.
I have never seen this show, but I watched the clip, and I kind of wish she would have taken them up on their offers of help. I just love how they're sort of patting themselves on the back about it, when really, what the fuck were they planning on doing? You know, besides saying how they could tell she was upset, and then announcing how everything was two sizes too big for them, or questioning out loud how she was going to fit into a particular dress. Christ, people!
thanks for that WONDERFUL shot of Joanna's spine sticking out of her back, to contrast the "fatness" of Danielle, who is probably what, a size 14, and who obviously knows how to dress herself pretty well...
@rod: Hah, no, actually. It's not forced. As awful as the show is, it is about magazines! Sort of! And, I just like doing TV recaps, even though the show is regrettable. I'll stop doing 'em if people stop clicking, though.
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haha. I used to do this too sometimes:
HEADLINE: BREAKING! MEATLOAF IS DRY, AND DAD IS FARTY TODAY.
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I would have appreciated it more if when they canned Danielle, they just told her it was because she was fat.
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Katie... looking in the ceiling mirror to check her lipgloss was pure gold. She's wretched, yes, but she's also semi-entertaining.
Greasy Meghan... I still haven't figured out the mystery of her "dewiness". Once again her eyeliner was creeping down her face as her saturated hair hung limply over her shoulder. I'll bet her clothes smell.
Does it bother anyone else that Anne Slowey can't walk in heels?
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that pretty much goes for everything. DIY, bitches! it's more fun than shopping!
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I hate all of them.
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Signed,
A size 14 who doesn't quite look like that.
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:)