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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    I'm not going there about NASA and astronauts. Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about that little bit of fiction and waste of US dollars. Anyhoo...


    I loved Alien Nation. The movie...the series it was all golden. However, I don't need a reboot. *sigh*. I was mildly excited about the return of V (especially since there will be Serenity alums in it) but really, I need new SCI-FI here. Do these TV people ever read or anything? This current programming is just so lazy. Pfffttt! I saw an ad for an NBC show called Trauma about paramedics who save people….isn't that Third Watch or Southlanding ER or something?! I'm thinking originality would look like…"It's really Mad Men with Chimps riding a bus."


    Yeah. This is what would probably happen.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    Thelma and Lou-wheeze...
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    "Gray's Anatomy in Space"? Is that anything like "Josie and the Pussy Cats in Outer Space"? If so, I'm totally watching!


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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/01/09

    @MisterHippity: What is the Hitachi magic wand doing in this ad?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/01/09

    @irishflyesq: That's for that bitch Alexandra to seduce the airhead Melody with. Valerie is getting it on with Alex and Josie is hitting it with the big blond stud. Bleep, I don't know about.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    Actresses Who Look Like Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    "It's a cross between Al Jolson and Bel Biv Devoe. With a dash of Aaron Copland. And a hint of Yanni."


    I'm so excited.

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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    07/01/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'
    Two old lesbians, sitting in a tree.
    K - I - S - S - I - N - G.
    First comes love, then comes marriage,


    Oh, wait....

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    "You can take my racist jokes when you can pry them from my cold, dead penis!"
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Which is to say, I would so totally watch La Lohan living in Warren Beatty and Annette Bening's house.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Ryan, you need to start taking your Gawker ideas and producing them as TV shows.
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Do you feel schmucky, putz? Well, Jew ya'?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/26/09

    @bringmemyTofu:


    Lawl!

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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Regardless of ethnicity, sexual orientation, and religious affliation, Clint Eastwood still wants everyone to TURN DOWN THAT DAMN ROCK MUSIC!
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    02/26/09

    @bringmemyTofu: And get those Jews and Mexicans off his lawn! In an awesome, non-PC joking way of course. But seriously, get off his lawn before he shoots you.
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    Image of SuchAwfulPoetry SuchAwfulPoetry
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    What about Shlomo the Mexican and Guillermo the Jew? Shit's gone cosmopolitan, old man.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/26/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: Hear 'bout the Mexican with two dicks? Called one Hose-a and the other Hose-b.
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    Image of SuchAwfulPoetry SuchAwfulPoetry
    02/26/09

    @bytememehard: We dated awhile. Now what am I supposed to do?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/26/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: aw, you're ruint for life, pobrecito.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/26/09

    @bytememehard:


    Mi amigo, everytime we go to the baseball game, he stand up every time and ask "where, where?" every time he hears "Jose can you see?"

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Maybe Clint is going to do a joint-ticket with that Orange County mayor who forwarded the White House watermelon patch email?
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    Image of dado dado
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Holy crow. Sam and Jose don'r NEED qualifiers. Synapses not firing quite right this AM.
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    Image of dado dado
    02/26/09

    In reply to Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
    Sam and Jose don't qualifiers.
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