Oh god. It would just be fantastic if they both came out as flaming homosexual lovers. Imagine a Beck/O'Reilly sex tape. Now that you've done that, I'll leave you to you eye gouging. #beck
@goetz: Absolutely. I want to know where he stands. In fact, I want to see the videotape and hear the 911 call not to mention seeing the written confession. #billoreilly
@Tart of Darkness: I want signed witness testimony! That's all it will take, Glenn Beck: signed witness testimony is all you need to bring forth to clear your name of the rape and murder of that girl in 1990. #billoreilly
@goetz: Now, remind me again. Wasn't she illegal? Or do we need her full birth certificate verified by the Supreme Court before we make that decision? #billoreilly
@goetz: Woah woah woah, man. Nobody said Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED a young girl in 1990. Until we get the police reports, though, it's only smart to assume the worst. I don't have a daughter, but it's 99% because I don't feel safe bringing her into this world when there could be a CRAZED RAPIST on our family television set. To be doubly safe, I have also remained unmarried and a virgin.
And there's also the issue that he may have indeed killed a young girl while raping her, but that doesn't necessarily imply murder. I'm not a big city lawyer, but Beck may have accidentally done what the lawbooks call coital manslaughter. Granted the term may not work here, as Glenn Beck is accused of RAPING A YOUNG GIRL, WHOM HE MAY HAVE ALSO MURDERED (depending on his PERVERTED AND MURDEROUS INTENT).
All I'm saying is, Glenn Beck probably isn't so bad. Let's not call him a murderer until we're sure he meant to kill that girl while raping her, if he did rape her. #billoreilly
@TVarmy: LOOK, FRIEND: I'm not making accusations here. I'm not saying Glenn Beck raped and killed -- or killed by raping -- anyone, particularly not that young girl, and particularly not in 1990. What I'm saying is that he needs to end his years-long silence on this issue, a silence that speaks guilty volumes to those who would love to convict him for raping and killing -- or, yes, killing by raping -- that poor, young girl in 1990. #billoreilly
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And there's also the issue that he may have indeed killed a young girl while raping her, but that doesn't necessarily imply murder. I'm not a big city lawyer, but Beck may have accidentally done what the lawbooks call coital manslaughter. Granted the term may not work here, as Glenn Beck is accused of RAPING A YOUNG GIRL, WHOM HE MAY HAVE ALSO MURDERED (depending on his PERVERTED AND MURDEROUS INTENT).
All I'm saying is, Glenn Beck probably isn't so bad. Let's not call him a murderer until we're sure he meant to kill that girl while raping her, if he did rape her. #billoreilly
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