The funny thing: when I used to work in the same office as Taibbi's agent, I told her I was a fan, and he asks her: Is a young, hairy-knuckled young Jew?" She answered in the affirmative. Apparently, most of us are.
@D2theMatthews: Specifically, "great octopus wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
@D2theMatthews: To be fair: that's an octopus and Taibbi is describing a vampire squid. Squids are faster, leaner and more invisible. And vampires are undead, hard to kill and easily disguised.
I've had it with the Orthodox Jews and the Jews who do nothing to stop them. Enough with their holier than thou mishegoss. [grandenchilada.blogspot.com]#thejews
On the one hand, I'm a bacon-loving tattooed Jew who hasn't been to Temple in well over a year and doesn't know his yud from his gimel.
On the other hand, my grandfather's hobby is rewriting his will, so as far as he knows, I heard the shofar blast, I'm trying to keep Kosher, I fasted on Yom Kippur (although I didn't have a chance to go through my apartment with candle and feather looking for chometz) and sure, next summer I'll go to Israel (but only if the Palestinians aren't doing too much terrorism).
Last time I checked, lying through your teeth to your grandfather doesn't make you any less a Jew. #thejews
@miss_msry: Send your name, mailing address, and Notarized Proof of 100-Point Jewery to ChosenPeople@Gawker.com. Your certificate will arrive in 2 - 3 weeks. Mazel Tov. #thejews
In legally defining "who is Jew", the Nazis considered anyone of Jewish descent, even the descendents of converts who converted from Judaism after January 18, 1871, (the founding of the German Empire) were still considered Jews. Friedländer writes that, for the Nazis, Germany drew its strength for its "purity of blood" and its "rootedness in the sacred German earth."[51] In 1933, a series of laws were passed which contained "Aryan paragraphs" to exclude Jews from key areas: the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service; the physicians' law; and the farm law, forbidding Jews from owning farms or taking part in agriculture. Jewish lawyers were disbarred, and in Dresden, Jewish lawyers and judges were dragged out of their offices and courtrooms, and beaten.[52]
At the insistence of then president Hindenburg, Hitler added an exemption allowing Jewish civil servants who were veterans of the first world war, or whose fathers or sons had served, to remain in office.
(Hindenburg was disturbed that people who had fought and bled for Germany would be forced from their state jobs.) Hitler revoked this exemption in 1937.
Jews were excluded from schools and universities, (Law to prevent overcrowding in schools) and from belonging to the Journalists' Association, or from being owners or editors of newspapers .[51] The Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung of April 27, 1933 wrote:
In 1935, Hitler introduced the Nuremberg Laws, which: prohibited Jews from marrying Aryans, annulled existing marriages between Jews and Aryans (the Law for the protection of German blood and German honor,) prohibited Jews from serving as civil servants, stripped German Jews of their citizenship and deprived them of all civil rights. In his speech introducing the laws, Hitler said that if the "Jewish problem" cannot be solved by these laws, it "must then be handed over by law to the National-Socialist Party for a final solution (Endlösung)."[54] #thejews
Larry David is fucking awesome and great for Jews and the rest of humanity! The craziest Jew on Jew fights usually go on between Hasidic groups. There is a doozy going on in BK right now with a trial and everything. I came across this website from a story in the Post [whoisshmira.wordpress.com] . The posts are fine on this website but the comments will keep you coming back for more. #thejews
When I was writing Ronald Perelman's wikipedia article, I had a very surreal encounter with a Jewish crusader. He removed the tags from the article that said he was an Orthodox Jew, proclaiming there was no way a man who had four ex wives could possibly be a true Orthodox Jew. He was, at best, Conservodox. I found myself attempting to prove a man I've never met was a TRUE Jew. Fortunately, Perelman's sufficiently proud of being a Jew that it only took me half an hour or so to satisfy the crusader with stories of him observing the Sabbath and staying kosher. I left the experience wondering how this would have gone for someone who wasn't so outspoken about their Jewishness. #thejews
As a Hebrew school teacher, I've seen many cases which cause confusion to children: attending a 'christian elementary school' on weekdays and Jewish sunday school. It's the responsibility of parents to raise children with one solid sense of identity, and take whatever steps are necessary within the community to insure that. Yes, family history can interfere or ease Jewish involvement. In Israel, orthodox rabbis assist Russians in tracing back roots four or five generations to assist bringing them to Israel. Those Rabbis may be able to assist with the conflict in England going on at this time.
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Glenn Beck mocks Media Matters' VP Rabin-Havt's last name and calls him a hobbit and asks if Gandalf works at Media Matters too.
#glennbeck
#antisemitism
#xenophobia
#racism
#tips
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Some say that calamari is Italian slang for mafia. Yes? Verifiable?
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The image was also used to denounce Standard Oil back in the day.
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@Adrian Chen: There are even more!
#tips
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[grandenchilada.blogspot.com] #thejews
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On the other hand, my grandfather's hobby is rewriting his will, so as far as he knows, I heard the shofar blast, I'm trying to keep Kosher, I fasted on Yom Kippur (although I didn't have a chance to go through my apartment with candle and feather looking for chometz) and sure, next summer I'll go to Israel (but only if the Palestinians aren't doing too much terrorism).
Last time I checked, lying through your teeth to your grandfather doesn't make you any less a Jew. #thejews
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Technically I lied about Larry David so subtract .1 point. #thejews
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See also, three-fifths rule
Discuss: Should what would have gotten someone killed for "being Jewish" then still count today?
[en.wikipedia.org]
In legally defining "who is Jew", the Nazis considered anyone of Jewish descent, even the descendents of converts who converted from Judaism after January 18, 1871, (the founding of the German Empire) were still considered Jews. Friedländer writes that, for the Nazis, Germany drew its strength for its "purity of blood" and its "rootedness in the sacred German earth."[51] In 1933, a series of laws were passed which contained "Aryan paragraphs" to exclude Jews from key areas: the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service; the physicians' law; and the farm law, forbidding Jews from owning farms or taking part in agriculture. Jewish lawyers were disbarred, and in Dresden, Jewish lawyers and judges were dragged out of their offices and courtrooms, and beaten.[52]
At the insistence of then president Hindenburg, Hitler added an exemption allowing Jewish civil servants who were veterans of the first world war, or whose fathers or sons had served, to remain in office.
(Hindenburg was disturbed that people who had fought and bled for Germany would be forced from their state jobs.) Hitler revoked this exemption in 1937.
Jews were excluded from schools and universities, (Law to prevent overcrowding in schools) and from belonging to the Journalists' Association, or from being owners or editors of newspapers .[51] The Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung of April 27, 1933 wrote:
In 1935, Hitler introduced the Nuremberg Laws, which: prohibited Jews from marrying Aryans, annulled existing marriages between Jews and Aryans (the Law for the protection of German blood and German honor,) prohibited Jews from serving as civil servants, stripped German Jews of their citizenship and deprived them of all civil rights. In his speech introducing the laws, Hitler said that if the "Jewish problem" cannot be solved by these laws, it "must then be handed over by law to the National-Socialist Party for a final solution (Endlösung)."[54] #thejews
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