Screaming Lady in an Apple Store Lives Out Your Inner Monologue
A woman has not regretted her consumption of an Apple product this much since the expulsion from the Garden of Eden.
Nike, Microsoft, Dell, and plenty of other Fortune 500 companies are just as enthusiastic about using offshore tax havens as Apple is.
Back Door Access? Tech Giants Deny Knowledge of PRISM Spy Operation
As the dust settles on yesterday evening's revelation that the U.S. government has been mining data from most of Silicon Valley's largest companies in a program called "PRISM," one question stands out: How did the NSA get access?
Apple Avoided Paying Billions in Taxes
Senate investigators have found that Apple avoided paying taxes on "tens of billions" of dollars over the past four years by taking advantage of U.S. and Irish tax loopholes.
Apple Doesn't Want You Emailing About 'Barely Legal Teens'
Apple's iCloud email service has a neat trick: instead of relegating emails that contains phrases like "barely legal teens" to your spam folder, it simply doesn't deliver your message. Macworld, which might have been tipped off by someone who would like to remain anonymous, has found that emails containing that phrase…
You Can Now Download Google Maps for Your iPhone Again
Remember how thew new Apple Maps app for the iPhone — the one that replaced the old, Google-based default — is a horrible piece of software that Apple was forced to publicly apologize for? Ha ha, of course you do, because you are reading this blog post in the middle of the Australian bush, where Apple Maps directed you
If You're Waiting In Line for an iPad Mini Right Now, It's Time to Reevaluate Your Priorities in Life
If you are waiting in line outside of a motherfucking Apple store in Manhattan to buy an iPad Mini right now, it's time to reevaluate your priorities in life.
10 Potential Product Slogans for North Korea's New Imitation iPad
Maybe it's his youthful open-mindedness, maybe it's because he's related to a hipster, but no matter the explanation, there's no doubt that very cool things are happening for North Korea under the leadership of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un.
It's time to panic: iMessage is down across North America and Europe. You'll never hear from anyone you love ever again.
Foxconn Admits to Having Had Child Laborers in Its Factories
We've known for a while now that Foxconn, the Chinese mega-plant where Apple and other technology companies have their gadgets manufactured, has struggled with suicides and rampant worker dissatisfaction. But today comes confirmation that Foxconn's labor force is involved in yet another ugly scandal: child labor.
Boycotting Apple Won't Help the Rioting Foxconn Workers Who Built Your iPhone
Late Sunday night, a riot involving 2,000 workers broke out at a Foxconn plant in northern China that manufactures the iPhone 5, reportedly sparked by a fight between workers and security guards. Like the parade of horror stories out of Chinese factories, the riots once again underscored the notoriously dismal labor…
Anonymous' Big FBI Hack Was a Big Lie
Anonymous leaked 1 million Apple device IDs last week, claiming they were found on an FBI laptop. This had the unexpected result of me wearing a tutu and putting a shoe on my head in order to elicit more information from the hacktivist group. But an NBC report has revealed the leak actually came from a boring app…
Apple Says No Thanks to App that Tracks Deaths from U.S. Drones
Remember the "There's an app for that commercial?" Well, that's still mostly true, I guess, unless, say, you wanted instant updates for the number of people killed by U.S. drones. Earlier this week, Apple rejected NYU student Josh Begley's "Drone+" app, which keeps track of drone strikes, including the approximate…
Secret Service Raid Was a Blessing In Disguise For Apple Store Spy Cam Artist
Ever wonder what happened to Kyle McDonald, the artist who had the Secret Service sicced on him last year for installing spy cam software on computers in New York City Apple Stores that took pictures of unsuspecting Apple customers? He's written a long, fascinating account of his ordeal for Wired. Turns out it all…
Mike Daisey's Lying Was Great for His Ticket Prices
We did not expect Mike Daisey to disappear after his non-fiction monologue about Apple was revealed to be full of fabrications, as feverently as we may have wished it. Mike Daisey is a serial liar, but he is a talented, famous liar, which in no way precludes him from participating in American public life and actually…
Chinese Teen Trades Own Kidney for Apple Products
Like most 17-year-olds his age, Wang wanted to keep up with the latest technology and impress his friends. Unlike most 17-year-olds his age, Wang decided that the best way to do that was to sell his kidney for an iPad and an iPhone.
What Else Has Mike Daisey Lied About?
Monologuist Mike Daisey, we've all learned, is an excellent liar. Now, let's see what else Daisey has lied about in his decades-long career, besides many of the facts in his story about investigating Foxconn. Here's one.
Liveblog of Gizmodo's Liveblog of the iPad 3 Announcement A Post Making Fun of My Co-Workers by the Minute [Booger]
As we speak, Gawker Media gadget site Gizmodo is liveblogging writing about the forthcoming release of Apple's iPad 3. Will the new device have a screen? Will it have a blade for stabbing Nook users? Will Steve Jobs descend from the heavens with a chorus of angels? Will the angels be clothed, or will there be "naked…