Here Is a Disgusting Tribute to David Letterman
Even brands are mourning the loss of America’s favorite late-night creep (joke! maybe). Never one to be left out of a social media wave, Beef’n Cheddar outpost Arby’s posted this tweet late Wednesday night, at the start of Letterman’s final show:
Perfect Gentleman Takes Date To Arby’s, Gets Robbed
It was supposed to be a night to remember. According to The Oregonian, after meeting online, Jeffrey Mack was planning to take the love of his life, Heather Dureen Hegre, out on their very first date.
Arby's to Air Thirteen-Hour Commercial In Duluth, Minnesota
Arby's, which has been on its game as the new cool brand to watch, is pulling another publicity stunt that only residents of Duluth, Minnesota will get to enjoy. For thirteen hours, starting at 1 p.m. today, the cooked meat shill will air one single commercial on local network My9. The storyline is magical.
Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Man Who Groped Arby's Worker
A man suspected of groping an Arby's drive-thru worker was tracked down by police after leaving behind an incriminating trail of curly fries.
Arby's Employee Fired After Fleeing Armed Robbery: 'I'm Not Going to Die in Arby's Tonight'
An Arby's employee of 23 years was unceremoniously terminated last week from her job as assistant manager of a store in Fairborn, Ohio, less than a day after she managed to flee an armed robbery by climbing out of the drive-thru window.
The Choice of a Fast Food Restaurant Is a Very Meaningful Choice
Fast food restaurants: do you think they're "all the same?" Sure, and I guess human beings are "all the same" too, right? That's what Hitler thought, as well. For the rest of you, who know better, America's fast food establishments beseech you to take into considerations all the important factors relevant to your…
Does Fear of Eating Human Finger Parts Lessen Your Enjoyment of Arby's Roast Beef?
Here are the simple facts: 14 year-old Ryan Hart of Jackson, Michigan was finishing up his Arby's roast beef sandwich last week when he bit into an non-traditional ingredient—"The fleshy, severed pad of an unfortunate employee's finger." It had been sliced off in a meat slicer. These things happen.
Eating & Drinking: Thursday Edition
• Rumor has it Iacopo Falai is in "early talks" to open up a space inside Andre Balazs's new Standard Hotel in the meatpacking district. [Eater]
• Chocolate Bar will reopen in a new West Village location on April 28. [NYO]
• The price of certain French cheeses quadruples on March 22. Ouch! [TONY]
• Tim and Nina Zagat…
Roast Beef for All
Here's some news that will be of zero interest to anyone attending Fashion Week: fast food chain Arby's, "purveyor of all manner of sliced roast beef sandwiches," says it plans to open 41 locations in New York City. [NYO]

