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Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged

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kookla
06/02/09

In reply to Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged
MTV wouldn't drop someone's bare ass in a celebrity's face without clearing it. Em has a better sense of humor than people give him credit for. I just wish Aukerman never admitted it was staged, so we can continue to hear Em fans sexual harassment rants. Hilarious.
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Steverino Begins
06/02/09

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Not surprising, but how weird. Was the Rihanna beating staged, too?
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Rumpelstilskin
06/02/09

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Jeeze, with all the intense comments here, we better appoint a new Warren Commission, headed by Scalia.
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johnny_carsick
06/02/09

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so yeah. two publicity stunt prone celebrities pull a publicity stunt one of the largest televised stages for celebrity publicity stunts. and they both have recent product to push? no shit. didn't see that one coming.
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johnny_carsick
06/02/09

@johnny_carsick: *on one of the largest...

bollocks.
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gawkimo
06/02/09

In reply to Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged
The people at Fox & Friends didn't seem to think it was staged. But then maybe they were staging their reactions to appear that way. You never know with those people over at that network when they're full of shit or just pretending to be full of shit.
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eXo
06/02/09

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being staged and all, I have to seriously wonder why eminem would agree to it. it just made him look like a pissed off humorless douche. How does having Sascha'as ass in his face and then storming out benefit him what-so-ever?

I'm not saying I think its real or anything... I'm just wondering why someone would go along with it.

Thats like agreeing to be the ass end of a joke...
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geniusscientist
06/02/09

@exo: R.O.A.C.H.: He has a new album coming out, and this is all anyone is talking about right now.
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eXo
06/02/09

@geniusscientist: and your suggesting that having an ass shoved in his face and storming out of an awards show will lead to record sales?

Please explain the part that intrigues me to buy albums.

Or is this a case of "any press is good press".
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The Lonely Tourist
06/02/09

@exo: R.O.A.C.H.: He already had the #1 CD in the country, so I don't see why he'd do it to promote the album. He doesn't need to. And besides that...how on earth would this boost sales?
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leonleonleon
06/02/09

@The Lonely Tourist: Because it reminds everyone to the fact that Eminem still actually exists.
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lafatamorgana
06/02/09

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rehearsals must have been a blast
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kookla
06/02/09

@lafatamorgana: I hear it was a gas.
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avoidz
06/02/09

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Bruno tea-bags Eminem. This is the only MTV I've seen in years. And it was good.
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superrrguy
06/02/09

In reply to Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged
I don't buy it.

This is about as staged as when Marky Mark told Jimmy Kimmel he was going to punch Andy Samberg is his big (jewish) nose.

People got to MM and told him he came across like a douche that can't take a joke while he makes fun of everyone in his videos and now he and MTV will pretend like this was all planned. Works for everyone in the end I guess.

How hard is it to have a few cameras around at an award show? They knew where Bruno was going to drop.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
06/02/09

@superrrguy: Do you also believe "The Hills" is real? Isn't it weird all this stuff happened while flesh-beard was in London?
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NickelMD
06/02/09

In reply to Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged
OK, I am gay and I know that Eminem is homophobic, but even I felt sorry for him. Poking fun at people is OK, but this really is over the line. We're much better off taking cues the Jon Stewart than Howard Stern.

That said, Cohen must have some serious guts. I'd be afraid Eminem would panic and start punching things that I find to be important to me. And FWIW, I think Eminem handled it pretty well given his prior behaviors... he just walked away. No punching, and the worst thing he said was what I would have had you dropped, say Oprah on me: "Get this MF off of me." The anger management classes must be working.
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leonleonleon
06/02/09

@NickelMD: Can you read? Just curious.
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The Cajun Boy
06/02/09

@leonleonleon: I was wondering the same thing. You think he skipped over the entire post and went straight to the comments?
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Mick
06/02/09

@NickelMD: Clearly being gay has somehow prevented you from adapting the basics of content comprehension.
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Passwordforgetter
06/02/09

@NickelMD: The word "homophobic" cracks me up.
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valet_of_the_dolls
06/02/09

@Passwordforgetter: It must be nifty, to be so easily amused.
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Private Hangnail
06/02/09

In reply to Yes, the Bruno-Eminem Crotch Run-In Was Staged
What kind of country are we living in that a celebrity has to arrange beforehand to stick his ass in your face? This is not the America that I was raised in.
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Helman
06/02/09

@Private Hangnail: Ha!
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Weegee's bored
06/02/09

@Private Hangnail: I believe I love you.
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kookla
06/02/09

@Private Hangnail: It's the new America where kids are banned from high-fiving each other at school because that falls into the category of Inappropriate contact.
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