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The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'

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Ubangi
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
It raised more than a few eyebrows in the academic world when they learned that Mr. Obama had been offered a full professorship, with tenure, at the University of Chicago Law school without a single, peer-reviewed, journal article. Further, it has been reported he was the editor of the Harvard Law Review, but never published an article there either. Okay, who cares? Believe it or not, ASU. They are taking themselves very serisouly in the area of "true" academics these days or are trying to. GEEEEEEEEEEE, do you think universities should give credit to people who actually do things....or only those who can write obtuse articles. You be the judge!
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Cicada
05/13/09

@Ubangi: ASU gave an honorary degree to the ten-time winner of the Diamondback Rattler Roundup. Obviously their standards are veeeeery high.

Snake wrangler - yes

POTUS - no
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Cicada
05/13/09

@Ubangi: Oooh - they also gave an honorary degree to a screenwriter, and a member of the Arizona Power Commission.

Yup - incredibly high standards.
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Steven Grady
05/13/09

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It has nothing to do with Politics. Obama just lost the bet with our President Michael Crow that ASU would beat Temple in the NCAAB Playoffs. Of course, we still lost in the next round, but hey, we messed up the President's bracket and got ourselves a speaker for commencement.

In no way, shape or form am I denying that there are certainly idiots on campus, but you all realize the Comedy Central does COMEDY and they purposefully found the dumbest people on campus to interview? If the Daily Show did a special on Blog comments, they'd come to the participants of these comments.

Any school is what you make of it. ASU isn't a terrible school if the individual works hard. It's been turned into a business. Rich, dumb kids throw money at it to "earn" a communications degree, and the people who want to learn do.

And Tempe is better than Tucson, I mean, Nogales Jr.
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dinalohan
05/13/09

@Steven Grady: Love the anti-Mexico dig at the end. How very Sun Devil of you.
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Manuel Chavez
05/13/09

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That's weird... I don't "feel" like a twat.

I get that the Daily Show, which is on Comedy Central, likes to provide funny entertainment and news for the general audience, but gawker calling everyone who goes to ASU a twat? That's slightly disturbing, even if it's meant to be funny.

Those people interviewed could most likely be found at any university, although I do understand how ASU can be seen to have more of those types. It's a school that prefers inclusion over exclusion, and in terms of standings, there ARE a lot of worse schools.

As far as Obama not getting an "honorary degree," I'm sure he's disappointed and will lose some sleep about it. For that I'm quite sorry.
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tammyfey
05/13/09

@Manuel Chavez: "It's a school that prefers inclusion over exclusion, and in terms of standings, there ARE a lot of worse schools."

Talk about damning with faint praise...
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Awesome X
05/13/09

@Manuel Chavez: ASU: YOU Could Do Worse!
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mfnher
05/13/09

@Awesome X: @tammyfey: I think he means you could do worse with other universities that have the same philosphy of inclusion that ASU has.
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Awesome X
05/13/09

@mfnher: ASU: YOU Could Do Worse (At an Inclusive School)!
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dinalohan
05/13/09

@Manuel Chavez: Let's not forget, this is the school that heckled Steve Kerr after his father was ASSASSINATED.

Their favorite chant at U of A games is "Go back to Mexico", (geography being as important at ASU as politics.)

Twat is the best thing you can be called.
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HiredGoons
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
My uncle lives in Phoenix. Right next to a compound built into a hill with barbed wire, machine gun towers and a giant American flag in a yard full of pit bulls.

Such a welcoming little town.
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mfnher
05/13/09

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ASU is a tier 1 research institution. They launched the world's first school of sustainability. We also have the origins initiative, which is a really exciting project.

origins.asu.edu

I may be a biased employee, but state schools are what you make of them. ASU offers an incredible opportunity to those who take advantage of what it has to offer. You can now continue with your bashing.
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SchaubOnMyKnob
05/13/09

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W was all over this well before Obama jumped on

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Jack_Burton
05/13/09

@SchaubOnMyKnob: Classic. And very appropriate. ASU representin' once again.
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The Lone Scout
05/13/09

@SchaubOnMyKnob: Hold on here--the shocker is the official hand sign of the Sun Devils?
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Mike Byhoff
05/13/09

@The Lone Scout: It's a pitchfork...that can be inserted in both female cavities.
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The Lone Scout
05/13/09

@Mikey-B: [Backing away while hearing the disemvoweler's muffled footsteps...]
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HiredGoons
05/13/09

@SchaubOnMyKnob: so many fattehs!
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Aaron Altman
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
Walk up to an ASU grad and call it "AH SUE." Hilarity will also ensue.
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Mediahohoho
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
Speaking as a BA from a State U, I'm going to assume that an honorary degree from ASU doesn't really mean that much once you have your law degree from Harvard.
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Mike Byhoff
05/13/09

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I have never been more ashamed to go to that school. I mean...really?
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MickyK
05/13/09

@Mikey-B: You could have done the smart thing and go to U of A. ASU is just not a smart choice if you want to be taken seriously.
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Jack_Burton
05/13/09

@MickyK: I seem to recall the Business College losing accreditation during the late 80's.

But you can get a great tan, and a DUI.

-UofA alum.
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mfnher
05/13/09

@Jack_Burton: ASU's business school is ranked 22nd in the nation.

-ASU alum
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huls
05/13/09

@mfnher: no it's not. according to business week illinois urbana-champaign is. ASU is the 72nd best business school in the nation.
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mfnher
05/13/09

@huls: US News & World Report.
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Jack_Burton
05/13/09

@mfnher: That's quite a comeback, then.
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Mediahohoho
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
Good to see Obama keeping up the "red state strategy." Also, when did college students become such stupid turds?
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cockfightbarmitzvah
05/13/09

@Mediahohoho: They've always been there (see the villains in "Animal House" "Revenge of the Nerds", etc) but there's nothing more frighteningly hilarious than an over-privileged, under-thinking meathead who now thinks that he's being oppressed because the balance of political power is changing across the country.
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CaptainFantastic
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
I spent a few days in Phoenix/Tempe last century watching Cubs vs. A's spring training games (with a skinny Mark McGwire) and a few Dead shows. Some smokin' hot babes on that campus, at least back then. Have you ever garnished a hot dog with mushrooms? Good times.
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paragrab
05/13/09

@CaptainFantastic: "garnished a hot dog with mushrooms" - I really hope that is some sort of sexual innuendo.
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Glib and Bitchy
05/13/09

@paragrab: Fungus on your "hot dog"? I'll pass.
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MickyK
05/13/09

@BridgeOverTribbledWaters: Thank you! Mushrooms are pure fungus people! I don't want it anywhere near my pasta, my salad, or god forbid, my wiener.
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karion
05/13/09

@MickyK: So co-signing this statement.
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pufflehuff
05/13/09

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Nice to see a judicious use of the word twat!

Also, <3 JJ.
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Kenneth Gibson
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
yeah, why isn't anyone investigating the most obvious line of inquiry: why the fuck is Obama speaking at shithole arizona state? I guess it's all about the benjamins with this guy.
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cockfightbarmitzvah
05/13/09

@Kenneth Gibson: "I guess it's all about the benjamins with this guy" Yeah cause schools always pay speakers millions and millions of dollars for graduation speeches like this. Did you go to ASU or are you just a little naturally slow?
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HiredGoons
05/13/09

@Kenneth Gibson: actually, Presidents don't charge universities to speak FYI.
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Mama Penguino
05/13/09

@Kenneth Gibson: All about the Benjamins? Get off the Internet, NOW, or I'm calling your mom.
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Gawkchalk
05/13/09

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I hope Obama makes a better choice when he accepts his next university speaking engagements.
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karion
05/13/09

@Gawkchalk: Notre Dame, this weekend, which has pissed off a bunch of Catholics.
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mysterygirl
05/13/09

@karion: It's really weird, too, because most of the students are in favor of him speaking (well over 90% of the seniors) and are engaging in a pretty intelligent, reasonable dialogue about it-- it's mostly Catholic adults outside of the university who are all up-in-arms about it. These adults apparently don't see the hypocrisy in protesting Obama but welcoming George W. Bush in 2001 as "pro-life" even when the state of Texas had executed all of those people and Catholics are against the death penalty.
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Jsmoke
05/13/09

In reply to The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'
Phoenix is the greatest town in America. I lived there for five years when the Cardinals sucked and they had no baseball team. This report captured the essence of what that town is all about, wanting to be L.A. sooo badly. But it's a dry heat
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bytememehard
05/13/09

@Jsmoke: You mean "dry heave"
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