Arlington, Virginia boasts the highest percentage of rich millennials of any city in the USA. Americans everywhere urge paper scientists to come together to design a sheet of paper long enough to hold the full list of “Reasons Not to Live in Arlington, Virginia.”
Arlington Police: Officer Who Shot Christian Taylor Fired for "Poor Judgment"

At a press conference on Tuesday, Arlington Police Chief Will Johnson said the officer who fatally shot Christian Taylor on Friday has been terminated “for exercising poor judgment” and had no physical contact with the unarmed teen before firing.
New Video Shows Moments Before Police Fatally Shot Christian Taylor
Last night, a security company released surveillance footage purportedly showing some of the final minutes of Christian Taylor, the Angelo State football player shot and killed by police in Arlington, Texas on Friday.
Gunman Stares Straight Into Camera After Forcing Woman Into Trunk of Car
Arlington police have released the horrifying security camera footage of the Jan. 14 abduction of a woman from a Wells Fargo ATM drive-thru. After ordering the woman to get into the trunk of her car at gunpoint, the man glares into the camera before driving off.
City Helps Fulfill Sick Kid's Dream Of Becoming Batman For A Day
The Arlington (TX) Police and Fire Departments and the Texas-based nonprofit a Wish with Wings joined forces to realize the dream of a young cancer patient who wanted nothing more than to become Batman for a day.
Obama, Medvedev Eat Messy Hamburgers
[Barack Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev stuff their faces with (open-faced?) hamburgers at Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington, Virginia this afternoon. Medvedev is now a Real American. Image via AP.]