The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Armani Store
Caity: I probably go to the Armani store seventy to eighty times a week, but this was my first trip to the restaurant.
Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
Lilo stole the formula for her spray-tan product and passed on a starring role in The Hangover, Britney Spears visits the Eiffel Tower, Mischa Barton's wisdom teeth are making her bloated and Megan Fox steps out in an Armani dress.
Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney's sporting a new "spare tire," Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI.
Eating & Drinking: Wednesday Edition
• A look around Ward III in Tribeca, which opens tomorrow night. [GS]
• Lever House on Park Avenue will reopen as "Casa Lever" this fall. [NYP]
• Frank Bruni downgrades JGV's Spice Market in the Times today, giving the spot owned by the "clone-happy" chef one star instead of two. [NYT]
• The New Yorker's Lauren…
Armani Signs Beckham, Elton John's Versace Obsession
♦ Armani has signed Victoria Beckham to appear in the new campaign for Emporio Armani underwear. You'll have to wait until spring '09 to see the Mert and Marcus-shot ads. [WWD]
♦ He's not crazy, he's just, uh, spiritual: Elton John apparently only eats off Versace crockery because he believes "the designer's…
Goodbye Milla Jovovich, Hello Phillip Bloch
The Barely Dressed Beckhams Just Can't Resist Stripping Down For Cash
This may come as a shock, but we have some troubling news to report: it seems that the Double Dating, Non-Eating foursome of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and power duo Posh 'n Becks differ in one key regard. As opposed to TomKat's demure sartorial choices, from their first public motorcycle ride to their wedding attire…
Luxury Armani Phones Identify Tasteful Suckers
If there's one thing a mobile phone does not need, it's a "Philosophy." If there's another thing a mobile phone does not need, it's a luxury brand above and beyond whatever the brand is of the actual phone manufacturer. Of course this means that today any asshole with $550 burning a hole in his pocket can buy a…
Armani And His Tan Stand Up To Wintour And Her Superheroes
Evidence that bobbed, steely Vogue editor Anna Wintour is out of her gourd: She believes that John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama are all "superheroes." For being a P.O.W., or a woman, or a black, or whatever. Hey, okay. But one man in fashion is not standing for the whole environment of fear surrounding…
Fancy Underwear Will Destroy Us All
Disturbing foreign trend of the moment that threatens to erode the American way of life: Evolution of the luxury men's underwear market. It seems that fashion brands have decided to use sophisticated advertising techniques to persuade American men to buy underwear that is new, expensive, and not sold in 3-packs at…
Roberta Armani To Star in Rachel Zoe Biopic?
This week New York brought us a ton of the relevant-to-our-lives news that we've come to expect from them, but perhaps the most pertinent item of all was the interview with Giorgio Armani's niece Roberta, who will be hosting the Young Artists' Ball at the Guggenheim (you've already decided who you'll be wearing,…
