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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I always see that Lohan spray tan shit in Sephora, and each time, I wonder why someone would purposely want that Doritos-like orange skin she's known for sporting.
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    Image of Heywoodjablome Heywoodjablome
    07/08/09

    @The One: the neutragina spray tan shit is pretty good...i discovered it at Target on my jaunt to Texas, and it doesn't make me look Cheeto-ey.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    @Heywoodjablome: I have yet to find a spray tan or lotion that doesn't produce orange streaks on my whiter-than-white legs.


    Even that Jergens SUPPOSEDLY gradual tan lotion didn't work.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Meh. Megan Fox is trying too hard.


    And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I read on Lilo's twitter than she was reading a Valley of the Dolls script. I nominate Lindsay to be Jennifer North! Fake lesbian with big tits and no talent.
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    07/08/09

    @easternsike: But Neely O'Hara would be such wonderfully meta casting. (Plus, I can actually picture her keening away in alley somewhere, shouting her own name to the heavens...)
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan, you looked great in that dress, but your foundation was the wrong color and you sat next to Cate Blanchett, who threw on some old thing, pulled her hair back, and upstaged you.
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    Image of Schm Schm
    07/08/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Seriously. She was like a dull plastic mannequin between two radiantly gorgeous real women.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan Fox wears a cocktail dress in the daytime? Smells of desperate for attention.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies, be prepared to polish up your white round shoulders and long graceful necks. Gentlemen, let's start looking for a way to make knee socks work for us.
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    Image of HeScoresHeShoots HeScoresHeShoots
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I guess I'll be in fashion now. Well, except my arms and neck. Could I get spray on something for them? Maybe "white-out"?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    @HeScoresHeShoots: Consult Michael Jackson's physician. He's reputable.
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    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Mae West and my grandmother told me to never, ever go in the sun.


    Here's a nice piropo I received from a cute Puerto Rican boy not long ago: "Baby, you so white and beautiful, you make all the clouds jealous."

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Heather Graham was really so much better than Lohan would have been. Because she showed her boob.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Bridget Bardot must have had the same problem with her teeth.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Dammit, KStew and RPattz, you're not supposed to give birth to the half demon spawn until the 4th book. Your mormon overlord will NOT be pleased.
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    07/07/09

    I've been trying to tune out this whole Twilight thing, but your comment caught my eye - is there a religious undertone to the series or something?
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    @power_stroke:
    The woman who wrote the series is a Mormon and there's a general abstinence theme throughout the whole series (they don't sleep together until they're married and RPattz's character will not engage in anything more than kissing before then because he's afraid he will "lose control")
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/08/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: That's pretty bang on.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    I'm kinda surprised that more washed up TV stars who end up being nothing more than a punch line on Family Guy don't end up with DUIs.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    07/07/09

    @DahlELama: HEY! She was also a punchline on Pinky and the Brain.


    I'm just saying, it's not like she's been up to nothing.

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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Yes, it's rude and classless and lacking in a bit of self-awareness for Kelly Osbourne to say that...but you'll notice I didn't say she was wrong...
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/07/09

    @Macloserboy: Yep, even Kelly is right sometimes.
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    Image of remedymalahide remedymalahide
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    feck off, English food is awesome! or at least, no worse than American food. Anyway, doesn't she only eat MacDonalds?
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    07/07/09

    @remedymalahide: Agreed. I, for one, have a deep weakness for Cornish pasties and chip butties.


    Wow, I have just realized that every British food name could be a euphemism.

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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    @remedymalahide:
    American food is infinitely better than British food (aside from a good curry) if only because our cuisine is made up of dishes we stole from other countries and made our own.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    07/07/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: but we don't have the abundance of noodle shops here!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    I thought Chrissy was the nutty one.
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    Image of lms11 lms11
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    The whole Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart frenzy is getting ridiculous. Every gossip rag I pick up (hey, I've been traveling a lot, so shoot me) there's some freak out about how he is tempted and she is threatened or something. Are they even actually together? I feel like the tabloids are predicting their breakup when they haven't actually hooked up yet.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    07/07/09

    @lms11: Is it my imagination, or are the tabs basically just imposing the plot of Twilight onto the two of them? Doesn't Kristen Stewart's character get pregnant in one of the later books?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Oh, I was just in England for a couple of weeks, and hot damn has their food culture advanced in the last 10 years. Gastro pubs? Oh. So. Good. Oh so very bad for you.


    I feel ya', Ms. Spears. However, I can just slink back to my gym in obscurity, working out with my private shame. This is one of the many reasons being a pop tart forced to wear outfits of a skimpy nature is so astoundingly unappealing. (Although, note? I think she looks pretty damn fit.)


    And: Oh, thank you, Jeebus. I hate those goddamn manbangs. Even 14 year olds look too old for them.

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