I always check to see if Jeffrey Tambor has left Scientology, it is my one wish for Hollywood.
The look that kid gave Pamela let me know that she is wise beyond her years.
Paris Hilton and a pig, the jokes really do write themselves.
I'm beginning to wonder if Perez Hilton's sister doesn't ghostwrite here, too. Meh, maybe snark is just a requisite for sites like this. BUT not to worry. I'm sure Cera will realize soon enough that his evolution as an actor will require he bulk up, start accepting roles in testosteronic CGI-fests, and otherwise become indistinguishable from every other cookie cutter actor out there.
this little fucker knows where the bread gets buttered. who is he supposed to be, the lead in "machete" or maybe a grizzled old oil tycoon?
play the simpering puff, fuck the a-list women, start a production company and churn out some dumb sitcom aimed at the same demo that laps up his "quirky" pablum. sounds like a decent life to me.
It's all good though... John Cusack has been playing the same awkward adult for years and it hasn't seemed to hurt him any. I love his work and can't wait to see the latest.
@iplaudius: "To be or not to be, that is the question. Well, it's not the only question... I mean, it's important um but there are probably other uhmmm questions out there that we - look all I'm saying here is that maybe someone else has a good question. Is that okay?"
@Pope John Peeps II: Genius. (You should have a blog with famous-people editorials, like the Huffington Post, except that you would be the one doing all the writing. I nominate Thomas Friedman for your first post.)
Is it just me or does everyone think of their annoying little brother, the one who used his Lite Brite to burn your Barbie's face, and told you all your EZ Bake oven brownies tasted like cow patties (they did) when you think of Michael Cera? He makes me want to tell him he's an adopted dingus, stick a wet finger in his ear, and lose him in the "woods" behind our house that's really the equivalent of an unmowed lawn. Yeah, he conjures that image for me.
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The look that kid gave Pamela let me know that she is wise beyond her years.
Paris Hilton and a pig, the jokes really do write themselves.
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play the simpering puff, fuck the a-list women, start a production company and churn out some dumb sitcom aimed at the same demo that laps up his "quirky" pablum. sounds like a decent life to me.
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