Diddy's alleged attack on Drake at a Miami club during Art Basel was provoked by Drake's "disrespectful" use of a Boi-1da beat that Diddy had been hoarding since earlier this year, TMZ reports:

New York City L train performer and hooligan Kalan Sherrard was arrested by Miami Beach police over the weekend after cops thought the "prosthetic penis sex toy" he was flashing at Art Basel was a gun. "Fuck Art Basel, fuck all you rich people!" he reportedly shouted as police hauled him away.

Dan Bilzerian, the rich asshole whose popular Instagram account exemplifies the version of the American dream where Lady Liberty has immense fake tits and a thongload of cash, spent the weekend partying in Miami at Art Basel. This is what rich assholes do. But, as it sometimes does, Bilzerian's partying ended with a…

Just hold on, we're going to the hospital: every monied jerkoff under the sun was at the annual Art Basel confab in Miami this weekend, and it wasn't all bad sculptures and group sex. New reports say Diddy punched Drake in his beautiful face and sent him to the doctor last night.

Leonardio DiCaprio's Best Summer Ever never ended, apparently. The cargo-shorted, "newly single" actor has been living it up in Miami this past week for Art Basel, and on Saturday night, he reportedly took home 20 human women from the club.

Usher was in Miami for Art Basel last night, where he took in an exhibition put on by something called Vector Gallery. And by "took in" I mean "charged his iPhone inside a woman's vagina."

Hundreds of attractive people dressed in black descended on Miami this past week for Art Basel Miami Beach, the international art exhibition. But don't be sad if you didn't go! We've got you covered here with plenty of sweet photos.

[Alexander Rodriguez, heir to the Bronx bombing fortune, looked like he was trying to place bids on something other than art work at Art Basel in Miami today. Image via Getty]

Ultra-fancy Miami craft fair Art Basel opened yesterday for private collectors and they're snatching up all the expensive modern art, including plenty of people buying five-figure photography prints as holiday gifts. I'd settle for a pair of gloves!

Art Basel Miami Beach ended a couple of days ago. So how did it go? Sales were surprisingly strong—especially compared to the train wreck of a show last year—and the excess that characterized the event in previous years was back in fashion. Then again, not every fixture on the art scene was impressed.

[Photographer David LaChapelle cannonballs makeup artist Sharon Gault and sopping wet socialite Daphne Guinness on Saturday at the party for his 'Bliss Amongst Chaos' exhibit at Art Basel in Miami. Step inside to see even more. Image via Getty]

One of the most popular pieces at Art Basel this week? A work by Takashi Murakami and Pharrell Williams featuring "a miniature ketchup bottle, a can of Pepsi, a pair of sneakers, a cupcake, a condom, a bag of Doritos and a bottle of Johnson & Johnson baby lotion," all of which are made out of gold and "encrusted with…

[A spectator looks at a work by Richard Phillips called "The New Actuality," which features a portrait of funny-talkin' Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal and a frightening hell demon, at the Art Basel art fair in Switzerland; image via Getty]

Art Basel Miami Beach, the super-chic Swiss-imported Important Art fair, still teeters along, the ruined economy denting its sales but not its woozy party atmosphere. ''All the sellers think it's 2007, and all the buyers think it's Miami Beach real estate," a dealer told the Miami Herald. So... even though nothing's…

Last year sad old party boy Jay McInerney went to Art Basel Miami Beach, the American version of the fabulous Swiss art fair, and dutifully chronicled the schmoozy, hideous glitz of its high-end billionaire clientele, its so-un-self-aware-it's-almost-hip pretension, its insanely high sales figures. What a horror show…