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    Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart

    Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over

    What Would We Do Without Fameballs?

    Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk

    'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'

    Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Extra in Sex and the City 2?

    Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV

    Arthur Kade is Just F-ing With Us Now

    Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?

    Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    "Oil check?"

    How has this man not made it onto People's 100 Sexiest Men Alive list yet? The mind boggles. #arthurkade
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    thats too much douchebag for one picture. my eyes just self-ignited and burned up. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    The picture gives me hope that Arthur Kade's TV project involves him giving birth to nine of Jon Gosselin's babies. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    There's a Kade who's sure
    All that glitters is gold
    And he's buying an 8-ball from Kevin

    When he gets there he knows
    If the party just blows
    With a word he can get what he came for

    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    And he's buying an 8-ball from Kevin

    There's a sign on the wall
    But he wants to be sure
    'Cause you know sometimes douches
    Have "leanings"

    In a gym by the brook
    There's an asshat who sings
    He thinks it's cool to be douchey like Piven

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    There's a feeling I get
    When I look at his blog
    And my spirit is crying
    For leaving

    In my thoughts I have seen
    Rings of smoke through the trees
    And I know that Kade
    Just cadged a ciggie

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    Ooh, it really makes me wonder

    And it's whispered that soon
    If AK calls the tune
    Then the DJ will be hung for treason

    And a new day will dawn
    For those who stand long
    And the nightclubs will
    Echo with laughter

    Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

    If there's a finger in your hoo-ha
    Don't be alarmed now
    It's just a spring clean
    From the Kade queen

    Yes, there are two paths you can go by
    But it caused angina
    To think of Kade
    With a vagina

    And it makes me wonder

    Aw, uh, oh

    Your head is humming and it won't go
    In case you don't know
    It’s Kade and he thinks he’s an actor

    Dear Kade, did you score some good blow?
    And did you know
    You look like Barry Fucking Man. I. Low?

    (Solo)

    And as we wind on down the road
    While Kade tells us of his loads
    There walks a Kade we all know
    Who toots white stuff and wants to show
    How he shits rainbows and gold
    And if you listen very hard
    The truth will come to you at last
    That he has Asperger’s and is an ass
    To be a cock without a soul

    And he's buying an 8-ball
    From Kevin.. #arthurkade
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Denton are you reading this? Because really, what other possible excuse do you need to revive the commies than this fantastic post.

    Bravo BettyCrocker, Bravo. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Charolastra: Thank you. I felt bad for not rhyming "Philly" with "silly" or including the word "nostril". #arthurkade
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Your post was so good that I didn't even think of how referencing his nostrils could take it into a whole other realm of awesomeness. To ask that of your post however would have been like having the tastiest paella in the world and then complain afterwards that the shrimps weren't jumbo-sized.
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    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: waving my lighter IN AWE
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @stew: Awww! (Thanks!) #arthurkade
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/12/09

    @BettyCrocker: Seriously, Robert Plant better watch his ass. Because you're smoking it .

    I'm so lame. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    @Calraigh: *blushing* #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Say what you will, but at least Kade achieved his goal of mating with an Asian. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Is that a port wine birthmark on Jon's left temple or is it Kade's lipstick? #arthurkade
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Why it shouldn't be illegal to beat someone until they cry. #arthurkade
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    He might be at the point where the line between Arthur Kade, the human, and Arthur Kade, the faux dbag, is becoming blurred. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Does this mean Arthur Kade plans to disappear mysteriously, never to be seen again?

    Because I think we're all just about ready for that. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    I was in his most recent acting class at Mike Lemon's. I'd never heard of him before and thought his shtick was some odd piece of ongoing performance art.

    But, no. He's entirely too deluded and self-absorbed for this to be a game. It was kind of horrifying to witness in person, actually. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Jon Gosselin looks like the Cheshire cat in that photo. #arthurkade
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Oh, and 7th grade called. It wants its finger-fucking back. #arthurkade
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: What is "massive finger penetration"? Does he mean he has massive fingers, or is "massive" meant to modify "penetration," suggesting that his victim has an abnormally lengthy birth canal? So many questions. #arthurkade
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    @sanyucat: Good question. I imagine he means a massive accomplishment.

    I can't help but wonder if poor Mr. Kade-Quijote is chasing demographic windmills. The Ven Diagram showing (1) gals who have poor personal hygiene and (2) gals who will let Arthur Kadyshes ram his fingers into their ladyparts shows one large circle completely subsuming a smaller one. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: In the event of sex acts that result in international award-winning Kade Ejaculate, Punnett Square analysis reveals that potential offspring would have at least a 75% likelihood of Skank, coupled with a minimum 25% chance of Face Like a Lemur After a Bar Fight. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    There is so much douche in that picture, I'd almost think it was a Massengill ad. #arthurkade
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    11/10/09

    @lostarchitect: Except these two should never be let near a vagina again. #arthurkade
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    It all makes sense now. His nose traces the trajectory of Amelia's doomed final flight. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Zing! #arthurkade
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    "I am also authoring an award winning book"

    I'm also thinking about recording a grammy-winning album some day. Maybe not, though. Not sure yet. I'll let you know when I decide. #arthurkade
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    11/10/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: I'd like to advance order your chart-busting best-selling album. #arthurkade
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