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    Image of econdave econdave
    05:41 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I've never seen that flavor at Rita's.

    [www.ritasice.com]
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05:32 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I've never seen a testicular self-screen look more lonely.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    05:28 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I herb that "Art Basil" is the place to be.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    05:23 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    You can't be Art Basil when your eyebrows look like Toni Basil's.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    05:15 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I want him to touch me in my special places. There. I said it.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    05:10 PM

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I'd rather see Levi Johnston's droopy-assed shower picture.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    05:14 PM

    @Matt Cherette: seconded. The thumbnail almost tricked me into thinking Kade was hot, but he's so shallow that he's looking at himself harder than I am.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:17 PM

    @Matt Cherette: i'm team Matt Cherette on this one. Guess that makes us Team Levi.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    05:19 PM

    @Matt Cherette: I would like to think I wouldn't, but I know I'm sad and desperate enough to totally hit that.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    05:20 PM

    @Helio: God help me, before I knew who it was in the photo I experienced a twinge. I haven't been so ashamed of a lustful thought since I was a Catholic teen.
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    Edited by Beau Nerd at 12/01/09 5:20 PM Beau Nerd was starred Beau Nerd was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    05:29 PM

    @Brian Moylan: So, basically, you're saying that -- if the Voltaggios aren't ready for your jelly -- Levi will suffice?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    05:49 PM

    @Matt Cherette: Please, I'd even take Kade. I'm not picky at this point....
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    05:54 PM

    @Brian Moylan: Oh, I know how you feel. Lately, I've found myself questioning my standards way more often than anyone should EVER have to question his standards.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    "Oil check?"

    How has this man not made it onto People's 100 Sexiest Men Alive list yet? The mind boggles. #arthurkade
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    thats too much douchebag for one picture. my eyes just self-ignited and burned up. #arthurkade
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    The picture gives me hope that Arthur Kade's TV project involves him giving birth to nine of Jon Gosselin's babies. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    There's a Kade who's sure
    All that glitters is gold
    And he's buying an 8-ball from Kevin

    When he gets there he knows
    If the party just blows
    With a word he can get what he came for

    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    And he's buying an 8-ball from Kevin

    There's a sign on the wall
    But he wants to be sure
    'Cause you know sometimes douches
    Have "leanings"

    In a gym by the brook
    There's an asshat who sings
    He thinks it's cool to be douchey like Piven

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    There's a feeling I get
    When I look at his blog
    And my spirit is crying
    For leaving

    In my thoughts I have seen
    Rings of smoke through the trees
    And I know that Kade
    Just cadged a ciggie

    Ooh, it makes me wonder

    Ooh, it really makes me wonder

    And it's whispered that soon
    If AK calls the tune
    Then the DJ will be hung for treason

    And a new day will dawn
    For those who stand long
    And the nightclubs will
    Echo with laughter

    Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

    If there's a finger in your hoo-ha
    Don't be alarmed now
    It's just a spring clean
    From the Kade queen

    Yes, there are two paths you can go by
    But it caused angina
    To think of Kade
    With a vagina

    And it makes me wonder

    Aw, uh, oh

    Your head is humming and it won't go
    In case you don't know
    It’s Kade and he thinks he’s an actor

    Dear Kade, did you score some good blow?
    And did you know
    You look like Barry Fucking Man. I. Low?

    (Solo)

    And as we wind on down the road
    While Kade tells us of his loads
    There walks a Kade we all know
    Who toots white stuff and wants to show
    How he shits rainbows and gold
    And if you listen very hard
    The truth will come to you at last
    That he has Asperger’s and is an ass
    To be a cock without a soul

    And he's buying an 8-ball
    From Kevin.. #arthurkade
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Denton are you reading this? Because really, what other possible excuse do you need to revive the commies than this fantastic post.

    Bravo BettyCrocker, Bravo. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Charolastra: Thank you. I felt bad for not rhyming "Philly" with "silly" or including the word "nostril". #arthurkade
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Your post was so good that I didn't even think of how referencing his nostrils could take it into a whole other realm of awesomeness. To ask that of your post however would have been like having the tastiest paella in the world and then complain afterwards that the shrimps weren't jumbo-sized.
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    Image of stew stew
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: waving my lighter IN AWE
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @stew: Awww! (Thanks!) #arthurkade
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/12/09

    @BettyCrocker: Seriously, Robert Plant better watch his ass. Because you're smoking it .

    I'm so lame. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    @Calraigh: *blushing* #arthurkade
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Say what you will, but at least Kade achieved his goal of mating with an Asian. #arthurkade
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Is that a port wine birthmark on Jon's left temple or is it Kade's lipstick? #arthurkade
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Why it shouldn't be illegal to beat someone until they cry. #arthurkade
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    He might be at the point where the line between Arthur Kade, the human, and Arthur Kade, the faux dbag, is becoming blurred. #arthurkade
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/10/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
    Does this mean Arthur Kade plans to disappear mysteriously, never to be seen again?

    Because I think we're all just about ready for that. #arthurkade
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