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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    I have to stand by my girl Maura Tierney. She's every boozy, bitchy cigarette-sneaking fruitfly-in-training that I went to Catholic school with. She's the lemon in my Diet Coke. Get well girl, but not so well that we can't do an Irish pub/piano bar crawl someday.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Wow. At first glance, I thought that pic of Jon Gosselin was Bret Michaels without his clip-on hair/bandana combo.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    The 'news' of dbag J.Gosselin + the actual pic of him in an Ed Hardy shirt = made my Saturday. Thanks.
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    Image of HowDareThey HowDareThey
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Christian Audigier has his own private label Ed Hardy Champagne. It's a blanc de blanc specifically, and while not bad, it's still pretty ridiculous. I was recently laid off by a bar who served this to its clientele.
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    Image of cmd cmd
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Sorry, Rachel Ray is no crazy cake lady. The woman refuses to measure anything, ever, so baking is out of the picture. The title of Crazy Cake Lady rightfully belongs to Sandra Lee and her repulsive Kwanzaa cake. Who knew baking could be offensive!
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    07/11/09

    @cmd: I've seen a lot of double posting YouTube clips in comments. Not sure what's going on or what's confusing people, but if you see your video show up twice, go back and delete one of the embed codes.
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    Image of cmd cmd
    07/11/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: All I did was click the Youtube button and paste the code in once - I didn't notice anything odd when I hit submit, honest.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/11/09

    @cmd: oh my fucking god I hate Sandra fucking Lee so fucking much.



    Also that cake makes me want to die and throw up, in that order.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/12/09

    @cmd: This is the kind of cooking show that would appeal mainly to that certain type of WASPy Midwestern housewife who spends the majority of her waking hours in a haze of anxiolytics and crying fits in her exurban Ohioan McMansion. Let me go ahead and hazard a guess that it's on at one o'clock in the afternoon on weekdays.
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    Image of Oxycontin Merry-go-round Oxycontin Merry-go-round
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    R. Pattinson and K. Stewart would produce beautiful children? I'm not so sure. Using the power of modern technology, we've deduced that their child would look like this
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    Image of malo-ji malo-ji
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    "Justin Timberlake is creating a scent."



    Will it come in a box? ;-)
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    I saw someone with Ed Hardy Ugg sheepskin boots this AM. Besides it being JULY for God's sake, they had that Ed Hardy je ne sais quoi. I had to buy Tums.
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    07/11/09

    @NinaHagen: True story - someone I saw: Ed hardy shirt (skin tight), Ed Hardy hat, Ed Hardy friggen sneakers, and True Religion pre-cut denim shorts. This was on the subway platform, and part of me really wanted to just..... ok, I'll behave.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    07/11/09

    @overunderover: It's a trend that's infecting the globe. They just opened up an Ed Hardy superstore in the Dubai mall (I'm stuck working over here in the middle of July. Awesome.) - I'm just waiting to see some woman walking down the street in an Ed Hardy rhinestone abaya.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Artie Lange probably charmed the cop by offering some of the Chicken Parm he keeps on reserve on his dashboard.
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    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    If I saw Haley Joel Osment in the subway, I would ask him if he could see Vincent Schiavelli's character from Ghost. A double-pop-culture-reference... ka-pow!
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Also, I wonder what Christian Audigier will fuck up next..
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/11/09

    @Dickdogfood: Ew. Can you imagine what that tastes like? The sweat of day-laborers mixed with Alize?
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: I'm imagining it tastes like the vomit of LA douchbags fermented with the energy drink du jour.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    07/11/09

    @contradicto: Whatever it tastes like, I'm sure Rocco DiSpirito will be shilling for it.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/11/09

    In reply to Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
    Re Lady Gaga: Man, nobody was ever that '80s in the '80s. It's like she got a dealer to supply her with some pure, uncut '80s, and she better watch out because you can totally get fucked up on that shit.
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    06/16/09

    In reply to The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For
    Re the Artie Lange bit: I remember an awesome episode of Conan years ago where Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall was a guest. Thompson was particularly giddy, and then just burst out, "Ohmigod, I am SO BAKED right now." And then it was just a couple of minutes of Conan and Thompson giggling. Ah, good times.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/16/09

    In reply to The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For
    I went to the Daily News story on Megan Fox because I'm at work and Fleshbot = Pink Slip. What always kills me about the comments on stories like these that go somethikng like this: "Not hot!" and "She's too skinny!" and "Fake boobs!" and "Not a Fox!" Listen to me. The girl is gorgeous. If she were working at my office, her every movement would cause a flurry of excitement among men and women, both. What the eff does it mean when all the masses pile on the scorn for such a lovely creature? By admitting Ms. Fox's beauty, I do not lessen my own. WTF?
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    Image of checkyaself checkyaself
    06/16/09

    @Mama Penguino: Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everytime she opens her mouth she becomes less attractive to me. It has nothing to do woth jealously. When she first hit the scene I thought she was absolutely goreous (although the Monroe tatoo weirded me out) but now with her gag inducing interviews she is just meh to me. Beauty is not all about what is on the outside.


    Infact just like Jolie, Fox is wearing on many people's nerves and she has only been in one movie.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/16/09

    @checkyaself: I've never heard Ms. Fox speak, so I remain unsoiled. Good points, all!
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/16/09

    In reply to The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For
    "Why don't we go back to my place and I'll Twilight the Entourage out of you."
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