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Smothered Clooney Finally Free

  • Yes, George Clooney is single again. Ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson was "sweet" but "they had little in common." More revealing: she moved so much crap into his house during their brief relationship that he has to move out while she hauls it all away. [In Touch]
  • Kate Hudson is making Owen Wilson depressed again, this time by running around with Lance Armstrong. Wilson's drinking. [OK!]
  • Naomi Campbell was charged in connection with her Heathrow meltdown, in which she went after two airport cops: Three counts of assulting a constable, one count of disorderly conduct and two counts of threatening or abusing cabin crew. The supermodel faces up to six months as the vicious ruler of whatever jail they put her in. [BBC]
  • Supposedly rehabbed Kirsten Dunst is looking "wobbly" at a bar. Sigh. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Drunk-driving starlet Mischa Barton is running away from everyone, dropping out of press events in Cannes and London. [P6]
  • Apparently Harrison Ford never married Calista Flockhart. It's so easy to lose track. [Hollyscoop]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially reproducing. The musicians said they wanted to wait until the end of the first trimester to announce. And, you know, until after the wedding two weeks ago. [People]

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Marry

Jessica Simpson's cuter sister Ashlee and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz wed yesterday at the Simpson compound in Encino, CA. "The service had an 'Alice in Wonderland' theme. Joe Simpson performed a non-denominational ceremony for his 23-year-old daughter and her 28-year-old groom, [People] magazine reported. Ashlee's sister, Jessica, who recently split from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, was in attendance, along with mom Tina Simpson." [ABC]

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Oprah's Dogs Get Pharaoh Treatment

  • This gold bust of Oprah features two dogs above her head, begins showing next week at a gallery and is intended to highlight "the overlooked threat of accidental pet fatality by common household products." [Oh No They Didn't] (Photo from Caplakesting.com via OhNoTheyDidn't)
  • There are rumors of a sex tape involving crazy Britney Spears and former slimy hanger-on and alleged drugger Adnan Ghalib. Also, there are again rumors Spears is pregnant. All this according to the Sun, which provides no details whatsoever. [Sun]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz sent out Evites for their wedding, then started auctioning off press access. The bidding is somewhere above $1 million, because it is surely a once-in-a-lifetime event for both bride and groom: "Ashlee is so needy - she just hangs all over Pete... He's always had a thing for vulnerable girls... I can't imagine one would ever leave the other." [Daily News]
  • Michelle Trachtenberg of Gossip Girl fainted Tuesday night at a Sunglass Hut store in SoHo. [P6]
  • Angelina Jolie confirmed the rumors she is pregnant with twins on the Today show, where she was plugging the movie Kung Fu Panda. None of her previous opportunities to speak out on the matter provided equivalent gravitas. [P6]
  • Pete Doherty buys pregnant mice to feed to his cat, probably to keep them from slashing him up again. [Sun]

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World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan

  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are supposedly in the market for another screamless Scientology birth. [E!]
  • Paris Hilton isn't engaged to singer Benji Madden, she's just wearing those two diamond bands on her ring finger in an effort to look extremely desperate. She also claimed, "I cook great lasagna," which pesumably involves toggling between 30, 50 and 100 percent power on the microwave when the Stouffer's is in there. [People]
  • Liv Tyler is separating from her husband Royston Langdon, a British musician. [People]
  • Defeated American Idol contestant Jason Castro on forgetting lyrics on camera: "I definitely did not do that on purpose." [ET]
  • Ashlee Simpson calls fellow singer Britney Spears a "trashy girl" on an excruciating celebrity talk show improbably run by Nokia. Also, apparently a "Britney Spears" is code for "a beer" in some parts of the world. [Sun]
  • That painting of actor Heath Ledger, for which he posed just prior to his death, won the people's choice award at the Archibald Prize Exhibition in Australia, where the painter lives. [People]

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Scientology Prince May Lose His Princess

  • Katie Holmes is said by Star to be planning a "trial separation" from Tom Cruise amid her plans to come to New York, where she might act in the play All My Sons. There's a battle over Suri. [Star]
  • Britney Spears clocked some time on the treadmill, renewed the restraining order against ex-hanger-on Sam Lutfi, enrolled in voice lessons and spent two days in a recording studio, messing around. The singer was playing the pianno and singing "just for fun," or at least that's how she rolled until someone leaked everything to the media.
  • Tori Spelling, in her own words: "I'm a huge fan of gays... They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as." [Reuters]
  • A character dies in the Sex And The City movie, according to Cynthia Nixon. We don't know who or how important, just "a character." In other words, it's a movie. [P6]
  • According to Naomi Campbell, British Airways, which has banned the supermodel, begged her to fly with them again but she refused because they disrespected her. No one in the entire world will ever believe that story, but plucky Page Six called BA just to confirmit is indeed total bullshit. [P6]
  • Welcome to the family, Pete Wentz: The musician's father-in-law-to-be is already trying to broker pictures of the forthcoming baby Wentz didn't want to talk about. Ashlee Simpson's dad wants $1 million, the magazines are thinking less than $100,000. At least we know who leaked the pregnancy news. [P6]
  • A plastic surgeon published a children's book on his profession called "My Beautiful Mommy." [Perez]
  • David Cross is dating a woman 19 years younger, Amber Tamblyn of Joan of Aracadia. Or at least making out with her at a big movie opening. [P6]
  • The father of Minnie Driver's baby is a San Francisco musician, Craig Zolezzi (pic). [Hollyscoop]

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Pregnancy "Witch Hunt" Snares Ashlee Simpson

  • Us reported that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant, as did OK!. An October due date was even floated for the musician's baby. But husband Pete Wentz sent an email to MTV News denying everything and positing a massive conspiracy: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood."
  • Amy Fisher, meanwhile, happily confirmed she is pregnant, with her third child. [OK!]
  • Elizabeth Taylor mixed booze with prescription drugs, began vomiting and couldn't breathe. Her assistant rushed her to the hospital and Taylor went home the same day. All according to the National Enquirer. [Perez]
  • Kate Moss, the supermodel who is not banned for life from British Airways, was livid after the airline lost a $20,000 bracelet she bought as a gift for a friend, along with the Louis Vuitton bag it was in. The airline had a disaster of a time trying to open a new terminal at Heathrow last week and an untold number celebrities were inconvenienced and even mortally embarrassed. [Sun]
  • Without the stabilizing influence of normal parents like Britney Spears', Lindsay Lohan needs constant monitoring by her best friend to stay out of trouble. [P6]
  • Heather Mills convinced Donald Trump to let her help host the Miss USA Pageant despite her extraordinary demands, and was then booed and hissed by audience members. The Paul McCartney ex hailed the appearance as evidence that she is beloved in the U.S. [P6]
  • Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow worked out at the gym together in London. [Splash]

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Simpson, Wentz One Step Closer To Reproducing

  • Ashlee Simpson confirmed she is planning to marry fellow musician Pete Wentz. [Sun]
  • Whitney Houston's boy toy Ray-J, 27, is taunting the pop diva's ex Bobby Brown:"Is that your wife, is that your shorty, well I'm her boyfriend . . . I think the problem is you don't beat it right . . . Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes." Use of the verb "beat" is wrong in so many ways, here. [P6]
  • Relapsed addict Pat O'Brien the only person in the world who wants his old job hosting "The Insider," so he gets it. [P6]
  • Prince got paid close to $5 million to perform at the Coachella music festival. [Perez]
  • Sean Penn is reconciling with his wife Robin Wright Penn. The actor even dedicated a song to her, at a Pearl Jam concert, because he is 14 years old. [OK!]
  • Rob Lowe's former nanny withstands the actor's withering HuffPo blog post, stands by story. [OK!]

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Failed Gawker Editor Wrote The Times' "Crash Course in Online Gossip"

One unremarked aspect to that JuicyCampus article in the Times today is that it was written by Richard Morgan. Remember him? Morgan's the guy who quit Gawker after one day. Denton said he "spluttered out" after being unable to handle the site's fast pace, but Morgan claimed he quit because he wanted no part of all this nasty internet gossip. Morgan told New York mag that working at Gawker was "Hell" because "There is no vision beyond page views... Nick would tell me to post, like, something about Us Weekly getting Ashlee Simpson's engagement wrong. And then he wanted me to do another on Playgirl." With the much looser deadlines at the Times, it seems like Richard Morgan has no problem covering gossip blogs or discussing just who might be the sluttiest sorority girl at UC Irvine.

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Pete Wentz Jokingly Calls Self An Asshole, No One Laughs

Monumental tool (and musician) Pete Wentz thinks he's really funny. And that he has something to say. So, like ya do, he made a video about it. It's a joke about celebrity culture and doing things for others and how sometimes celebrities are disingenuous about doing things for others. He has his monumental tool (and musician?) girlfriend Ashlee [sic] Simpson on hand to help him. It ends up being just a stupid Britney Spears joke that was made a few years ago, by funnier people. Oh and look! At the end, they call themselves assholes. Isn't that badass?? Pete should go back to opening shitty bars. At least then we won't have to hear him. Wait. Wait, no. No he shouldn't. He should go back to... He should just go. Video after the jump. More »

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"Excuse me, Red, But I Think There's A Famous Person In There!"

[Pop starlet Ashlee Simpson is surrounded by photographers in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Splash] More »

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Jessica Simpson Ruined Britney's Comeback Chances

  • LOL du jour: Britney's ratty VMA hair extensions were from Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves' product line. [TMZ]
  • Tinsley Mortimer is so glad stressful, fast-paced summertime is over. " "I love fall in the city, it's my favorite time. I'm looking forward to not rushing out to the Hamptons every weekend and just relaxing." [NYO]
  • The toughest club brawl ever involved Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee's dad Joe, and her BF, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, seen here without guyliner for possibly the first time ever. [R&M]


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    Katie Holmes And Britney Spears Have Been Unleashed

    Two equally frightening-exciting announcements this morning! How great! How scary!

  • "TomKat's spawn, Suri Cruise, gleefully ran around Biography Bookstore in the West Village on Monday, dropping books at the feet of mom Katie Holmes. Afterward, mom and daughter headed across the street to Magnolia's bakery for some treats." [NYDN]
  • "NOBODY can control Britney Spears. Now she's taken over as her own business manager and publicist." [NYP]
  • Ashlee Simpson convinced scaredy-cat Pete Wentz to get on a plane. "We saw a rainbow, and I photographed it on my new iPhone." [NYP]
  • Wow, Nicky Hilton is someone's godmother. Umm, good call? [NYP]
  • Tyler Atkins was slipped a roofie by some other "very famous" lady than Paris Hilton. Says her people. [NYDN]


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    Pete Wentz's Bar Is Full Of Dicks


    In the real New York, bar bathrooms serve as fitting rooms for trying on potential pairings, an all-important step before making that one-night commitment. Luckily for us, Slut Machine has been around all the blocks. In this occasional column, she rates which restrooms of N.Y.C.'s watering holes are best for non-traditional restroom activities. It's liberating watching someone express her sexuality so wholeheartedly!

    When I read Angels and Kings investor Jamison Ernest's comment about how he hopes people will have sex in his new bar's bathrooms, I couldn't help but view it as a challenge.

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    Remainders: Our Little Ashlee's All Grown Up

  • Ashlee Simpson joins the nipple-slip club. (Kinda NSFW.) [Egotastic]
  • The definitive who/what/where behind fave media lunch canteen Michael's. [Mediabistro]
  • Seems that Vanessa Minillo had a little trouble controlling herself on New Year's, even after her f-word faux pas. [Us Weekly]
  • Nielsen tries to measure buzz online. [MediaShift]
  • We hear a meteor just hit New Jersey, though no details online as of this writing. If true, we promise to bring our A-game to this subject tomorrow.
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    God Will Smite Jessica Simpson's Breasts

    [Jessica and Ashlee Simpson] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell.
    Discommoded preacher Reverend Bob Harrington, formerly known as the "Chaplain of Bourbon Street," voicing his displeasure with the Simpson sisters' slatternly ways. Reverend Bob ministered to needy New Orleans lowlifes during the 1960s and 1970s, then left the God biz to become a motivational speaker; he only returned to the Lord in 1995. Right when Jessica Simpson was recording her minor-label debut album! Coincidence? Only the Simpsons' sagging breasts can tell us for sure. We think the hollow shell part came to pass a long time ago, though. More »

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    Gossip Roundup: Liza's Valtrex With a 'V'

    • Gays, hold on to your pants, because the ugly is about to get uglier: David Gest, estranged husband of Liza Minnelli, is requesting that the court disregard the duo's prenup, as Liza failed to disclose that she was a herpetic alcoholic with violence issues. Even more horrifying: this implies that Gest learned the truth once he got his own lesions, meaning the two actually slept together. Behold the miracles of science. [E!]
    • Tom Cruise continues his descent into obscurity by making appearances as Six Flags and a Redskins game in an effort to appear "average" and "normal." [Wonkette]
    Ashlee Simpson hits Barneys, spends $11K in a mere 30 minutes. And you thought she didn't have talent! Also, post-surgery, she's rather attractive. [BWE]
    • According to his ex-wife, cuddly Tom Hanks is a secret hate-fucker. [Page Six]
    • Christina Aguilera endures the ultimate humiliation: getting bumped from the cover of Vibe in favor of Bobby Brown. [Lowdown]
    Ian Schrager bans Paris Hilton from his Gramercy Park Hotel. What we'd give to see her drunk ass getting denied at the door. [Page Six]
    • Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen also experience the sting of rejection: having failed to RSVP for a Vogue-happy party, they never got past the entryway. [Gatecrasher (2nd item)]
    • Young Hollywood acts stupid, amazes masses by nonetheless walking upright. [R&M (bottom)]

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    Rob Shuter Reduced to Stealing Loaves of Bread

    Do you hear that? It's the sound of uncontrollable cackling, and it's coming from the office of every magazine editor in town. The rampant joy comes courtesy of Britflack Rob Shuter, famous for helping Paris Hilton negotiate the murky waters of getting her ass sued by Zeta Graff, who has been dumped by his prized client Jessica Simpson. More »

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    Gossip Roundup: Gayle King Ogles 'The View'

    • Oprah's sorority sister Gayle King is angling for Star Jones' spot on The View, but her friendship with Jones makes it hard for King to execute a campaign. Is this really a difficult choice? Or is Gayle just stupid? [R&M]
    • Ted Casablancas introduces the world's most thinly veiled blind item ever. The use of Morgan makes it even more impressive. [Awful Truth]
    Katie Couric nets an impressive $115K to speak about herself at the University of Oklahoma's graduation ceremony. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
    • Don't get too excited for the upcoming Guns n' Roses shows at Hammerstein. Axl Rose didn't even show up at a rehearsal attended by Sebastian Bach — what makes you think he'll appear for little old you? [Page Six]
    Paris Hilton is thrilled to promote her new video game, even if she has no fucking clue what it's called. At least she got her name right. [AP]
    • O.J. Simpson proves that it's actually possible to be less funny than Ashton Kutcher. [Page Six]
    Ashlee Simpson won't talk about her rumored nose job. The work speaks for itself. [IMDb]
    • And just because it's Friday: we cannot stop looking at the hypnotizing monstrosity of Uma Thurman's breasts. [Yeeeah]