Oh, and nice try, but it's going to take a lot more than that to convince me that Kate Moss is remotely unattractive. When the DM needs to use someone else's weathered face to prove that you've got lines and wrinkles, you know you're probably doing just fine.
To Diaz's credit, she once made fun of her profuse sweating on stage at what I think were probably the MTV movie awards. Of course, at the time, I thought it was gross, because she was using her skirt to mop up under her arms, but now I'm feeling empathetic in a "Stars! They're just like us!" kind of way. I feel your pain, C. I really do.
Amy Sacco is now kinda like a moped, it was a fun ride, but you don't want any of your friends to see you on it. We all want to forget what went on in the bathrooms, Amy. We all look 10 yrs older as a result.
@misslinda: She's had one too many trips to the surgeon's office. The botox is there, anyway. Shoot some into your armpits if you've got excessive sweating issues. People seem to forget that botox also has practical uses.
@mfnher: Good call. My friend had some sort of procedure--not sure if it was Botox--to stop excess sweating in her palms. Changed her life. Not sure why Miss Diaz doesn't invest in some, considering she's obviously no stranger to the needle.
Re the Artie Lange bit: I remember an awesome episode of Conan years ago where Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall was a guest. Thompson was particularly giddy, and then just burst out, "Ohmigod, I am SO BAKED right now." And then it was just a couple of minutes of Conan and Thompson giggling. Ah, good times.
I went to the Daily News story on Megan Fox because I'm at work and Fleshbot = Pink Slip. What always kills me about the comments on stories like these that go somethikng like this: "Not hot!" and "She's too skinny!" and "Fake boobs!" and "Not a Fox!" Listen to me. The girl is gorgeous. If she were working at my office, her every movement would cause a flurry of excitement among men and women, both. What the eff does it mean when all the masses pile on the scorn for such a lovely creature? By admitting Ms. Fox's beauty, I do not lessen my own. WTF?
@Mama Penguino: Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everytime she opens her mouth she becomes less attractive to me. It has nothing to do woth jealously. When she first hit the scene I thought she was absolutely goreous (although the Monroe tatoo weirded me out) but now with her gag inducing interviews she is just meh to me. Beauty is not all about what is on the outside.
Infact just like Jolie, Fox is wearing on many people's nerves and she has only been in one movie.
The fact that Megan Fox is wearing pasties and nude underwear leads me to believe she is going to have a body double for this "nude" scene in the movie.
She is really lovely and her moderately pear-shaped figure was really improved by those breast implants. Not a bad job; if she were able to put on a few more pounds in her upper body, they would be undetectable. The struggles of the bottom-heavy girl are vast, sadly.
@MargotheDoeEyedFMachine: Well, I wouldn't go that far, but she's become sort of grating. She should embrace the concept of being a bit more mysterious and leaving some things to the imagination of the public.
@The Cajun Boy: It's all part of the cycle. She's one more film away from wearing a vial of Luke Perry's blood around her neck and making out with a first cousin-- 8 years from an insatiable hunger for babies.
@Lux Alptraum: Weird. I had no idea. I just ran across the Daily News item and took their word that this was a fresh "scandal." I need to stay current on my Megan Fox nude photo leaks, obviously.
@The Cajun Boy: check egotastic.com -- that will keep you up to date on all of your topless celeb needs, in the cleanest fashion available on the wide interwebs world.
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