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    06:18 AM

    In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
    I love how even Russell Brand's realtor put "yoga" in quotation marks.
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    06:10 AM

    In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
    "Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, which we would normally just call, you know, a hipster. #russellbrand
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    06:05 AM

    In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
    Yet another reason to love Ian McKellen. #russellbrand
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
    A rube, duh. You're welcome. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
    nice one @aplusk

    That's why America loves u. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Told by Old, "Hold Mah Gold"

    Lol'd #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes! Promoted. #demimoore
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Mother's face, grandma's hands. #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Demi always travels with expensive accessories. #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Despite Ashton at time being douchey at times, I seriously think these two would make a great, if not playful, sex tape. #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Having given up on Dalmatians, Cruella has lately been seen around town with a new pup. #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    "hold mommy's purse while she gets a cocktail." #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Ashton: "I went for Mad Men and got Kraftwerk."

    Demi: "We all have our bitter disappointments. I wore out Bruce Willis, and you're next." #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Carries Hag's Bag Wishing He Was Stag While Cameras Click for Mag #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    Ashton, in the clutch you'll find a small bottle of La Prairie concealer. I want you to excuse yourself for a few minutes and come back looking younger. Do it now. #demimoore
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Beau, Bow, Botox
    The first thing that came to mind was Tom Wolfe's description of a certain kind of woman in Bonfire of the Vanities -- social x-rays. #demimoore
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