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    'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/01/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    We should get a bunch of Jalopnik readers in the Bay Area to meet up with her posing as various bigshot CEOs. Date her for a month (hey, I'm sure you'd get some good sex out of it) and then tell her you'll go to the press with all her private info... unless she personally gives you $3 million. Way to put the pressure on her selling the stories she already has!
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    I remember Lenny Bruce used to laugh at the dumb hoods in Miami. The hotels are all in receivership because the economy is tanked, and these guys are kidnapping hotel owners. "Don't you understand; they have to have money!"


    "No, no, if you just keep 'em, they'll pay ..."


    Now it's called bailout.

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    Image of thatnewgirl thatnewgirl
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    What's up with these chicks who think fortune and fame are stylish STDs you wanna get from F*cking somebody? Also, the premise of her book/movie sounds like a cookie cutter Asian drama. Let me ruin the ending for you. Someone goes blind.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/28/09

    @thatnewgirl: You mean there's no "happy ending"?
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    Image of SunandaZethus SunandaZethus
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Stated in the article, Musk is the founder of Tesla, and then a couple paragraphs later....Musk is the founder of paypal?

    .........
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/28/09

    @SunandaZethus: Both true. After he sold PayPal to ebay, he used the money to start Tesla.
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    Image of Owen Thomas Owen Thomas
    02/28/09

    @SunandaZethus: Musk is not the founder of Tesla (and the article never said that he was).
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/28/09

    @Owen Thomas:


    It's a web of deceit! (Yes, I know -- I'll leave now)

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Sunny Huang gets it wrong, sucks on big extortion bong.


    She puts the viral in marketing!

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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Details of my email affair with Julia Allison are also up for auction. I hope to raise enough for at least a Happy Meal, if not a happy ending.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    With apologies to Big Bird and the gang...


    Sunny Day

    Sweepin' the clouds away

    On my way to where the air is sweet


    Can you tell me how to get,

    How to get to Easy Street


    Come and play

    Everything's A-OK

    Friendly neighbors there

    That's where we meet


    Can you tell me how to get

    How to get to Easy Street


    It's a magic carpet ride

    Every door will open wide

    To Happy people like you--

    Happy people like

    What a beautiful


    Sunny Day

    Sweepin' the clouds away

    On my way to where the air is sweet


    Can you tell me how to get,

    How to get to Easy street...

    How to get to Easy Street

    How to get to...

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Obviously Ms. Huang didn't do well enough at school to succeed on her own, so she is doing whatever any other dim wench with no skills would do: cash in. Her ghost writer should clue her in though. It's not spelled "House of Horror", it's spelled "House of Whore".


    You're welcome, Sunny.

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Look for my memoir, Pandora's Rooms of Horror, a tell-all about what its like to wake up staring at the the same man for 20 years, day after day, morning after morning, to stumble over sleeping dogs and drag myself to the kitchen, make coffee, feed the cats, stagger into a home office and stare at a blank screen.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Good luck with that honey. Also, good luck getting another boyfriend without seriously reevaluating your standards. After this little stunt, I've got a hunch that no guy with money and an above room temperature IQ will have anything to do with you.
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    Image of sallyspuppy sallyspuppy
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Exactly-who cares? She must have thought she had a deal in her purse and when she didn't get the wedding decided she could still try to cash in.


    Good for him for tossing the whore. I hope he has learned his lesson. Just proves to stay away from those money hongry asian floozies.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    02/28/09

    @sallyspuppy: "money hongry asian floozies"


    It's one thing to be yet another useless racist fuck whose existence is pointless and underwhelming. It is a whole thing to have the temerity to be a useless racist fuck with a shitty command of grammar and syntax.

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    Who? What? Is the title "If I Was Anyone..." or "If I Fucked Someone You Care About..."
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    02/28/09

    In reply to 'Lily' Wants $3 Million for Tales of Dating Tesla CEO
    A woman nobody heard of wants $3 for writing about her affair with a guy nobody ever heard of? How do you say chutzpa in Chinese.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    02/28/09

    @Weegee's bored: I meant to type $3 million, but $3 is more like what she should get.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    02/28/09

    @Weegee's bored: I might add, she wants that much money for writing about her affair with a guy nobody heard of outside a demographic that expects to get things for free.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    02/28/09

    @Weegee's bored: I might be wrong since I'm all Chinese-American, but I thought it was spelled chutzpah? I think there's a Chinese equivalent out there that translates to "freakin gigantic balls of steel".
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    Image of macbeach macbeach
    03/01/09

    @crashedpc: I think under US law it's spelled "blackmail", although it isn't normally carried out in public.
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