Unbeatable Asian Carp Closing In On Great Lakes
The Great Lakes $80 million Asian carp genocide has apparently failed, so officials want to install barriers on the "carp highway." Good luck.
Great Lakes Fish Genocide Not Working
A mutant Asian carp was caught Tuesday in a waterway just six miles from Lake Michigan, after authorities started an $80 million campaign to annihilate the fish population. The carp "are like cockroaches," and could destroy the Great Lakes' ecosystem.
The Great Lakes' $80 Million Fish Genocide
Big, scary Asian carp are threatening to destroy fish populations in the Great Lakes. So how will officials stop them? By poisoning everything headed for Lake Michigan with a pesticide that is "mildly toxic" to humans. [Chicago Tribune, pic]
Barack Obama is Pro-Sea Monster
Giant, killer Asian carp are going to take over the Great Lakes, because of the Supreme Court and Chicago. The carp can jump ten feet in the air when agitated, they breed like crazy, and basically they will destroy the earth in 2012. They are 100 times more dangerous than the killer bees! [Isthmus]
