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Also, I am not having sex.
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1) Drunk, cavorting white kids
2) Drunk, cavorting kids of color who either
3) keep to themselves
4) try maybe a little too hard to co-mingle, uncomfortably in some instances, with the white kids, and they still end up ostracized with the white kids wondering aloud things like "Why is the black castmate keeping to himself so much? There must be plotting afoot, so we should definitely fight later in the season, maybe? Yes, we definitely should." It won't be race driven, it'll just be the growing pains that exist when one race finally acknowledges that the space-sharingness of living with someone of a different race makes their insides go all wiggly and tight with apprehension, confusion, love, and undigested corn bits, so acting out in some childish way seems apt and appropriate.
Cue most every season of this show. Even the one with Tek. Remember lovable Tek? Yah, they wanted to call him out for being lazy until he got to the job early and was like, "What, bitches?"
Racist.
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"Yo, Chester, why you gotta be wearin' the cowboy hat? YOu don;t like black people or something?"
Ha.
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They are socially awkward and make the other students uncomfortable especially since campus gun laws are all out of whack.
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Oh, I know what that's called!
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Oh, the other Crash.
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Kidding aside, they were nice girls, but the smell of that dinner still haunts me.
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me, 2 korean, 1 chinese. I think i only ever saw one of those guys, one time, but i also know that i used the kitchen only once. it was covered in grease/oil after week 1.
while tasty at times, the constant smell of frying dried fish is nauseating, and the two korean fellers would make their own kimchi.
My complaint was not with them. rather, as Agent Smith so lucidly put it... "It's the smell!"
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P.S. "deep-seated," because I'm grammarist.
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Things Asians Like? Things White People Like? Things Black People Like?
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Stuff Educated Black People (EBP's) Like! It used to exist, but it's down now. They must have decided that they were too good for a blog. Uppity Negros.
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I mean, the only reason he's smiling in that photo is that he knows he's got his Klan hood back in the plastic storage cube in his room.
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Damn you, you stole my idea!
You must be white.
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