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    Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    The good Protestants I grew up with in a Colonial town had their ethnic days, too. They were just more demure about it. As for Jews having "ethnic" holidays, yes, those would be (to name a few):


    Purim

    Passover

    Rosh Hashanah

    Hanukkah

    Succot

    Tu B'Shevat

    Lag B'Omer


    Furthermore, WHO IS AGAINST HOLIDAYS!? That's like saying you hate fun!

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/18/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    I wonder if he was more fun and carefree in his childhood, when his name was Annakin.
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    Image of limber limber
    03/18/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    Aw, he wants a US Saint Conformity day! That's sweet. Bet we get to wear a pre-approved uniform and chant nationalistic slogans in large rallies. Huzzah!
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    How about an American Day?


    IT'S CALLED "THE FOURTH OF JULY" YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER!

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    and when did his family come to this country? from where?
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    In any case, with his blanket dismissal of ethnicity and one's past, you hafta figure he's got some slave-traders or baby-eaters in his family tree.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    His penis is inverted, yes?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    I think there was an episode of All In The Family with this very rant, except in that one Meathead came in and verbally smacked Archie down and the audience laughed and laughed.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/18/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: My God...he's even a dead ringer for Carroll O'Connor. I never noticed it before...
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    It's kind of amazing. It's only a minute long, but he doesn't put his foot in his mouth so much as give both feet a warm, luscious, drooly tongue bath.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    St. Columbus day? What the fuck is that? Is that for the Italian Spaniards?
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    03/17/09

    @twoeightnine: And how about an American day? Like the 4th of July? Or Memorial Day? Maybe Labor Day? Presidents Day?
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    FUCK OFFFF AANNNNNND DIE YOU HORRIBLE BASTARD.

    I celebrated the fuck out of my '' ethnicity '' today and he's just called Lou Dobbs, rhymes with sobs.


    I'm sorry, my eyes are filling up with Guinness.

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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    With that skin, you're telling me Lou Dobbs doesn't have some Irish in him? That kind of sweaty pallor and pattern of broken blood vessels doesn't just happen, you know. It's a gift from the Celtic god.
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    03/17/09

    @sarrible: Ewww!!! As an Irish lass, I reject this assertion that his pasty-ass face is the fault of Irish genes!! Clearly.. he's Scottish or British ;-).
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    03/17/09

    @get the buttah: Hey, hey, don't drag the Scots into this mess. Lou is more of an Idahoian wanker.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/18/09

    @get the buttah: Ha! That's my tactic, too. When I encounter a person of Irish descent whom I dislike I try to pass him off as Scottish.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    Hey Lou, us micks won the Civil War, alright? Immigrants are the backbone of this country. Die in a fire.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    03/17/09

    @ADismalScience: I think it would be more poetic if he were shot by border patrol.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/18/09

    @ADismalScience: Yeah, we were responsible for the draft riots too, in which many black people were killed as some misguided protest against the Civil War draft.


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    Swallow THAT with your green beer, fellow Hibernian/Americans.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    03/17/09

    In reply to Lou Dobbs a Terrible Racist, In Honor of St. Patrick's Day
    And yet he sucks at the tit of my viewership.
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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    11/30/08

    In reply to Following Hallowed Nerd Tradition, Michael Phelps Dates Asian Chick
    I've always been confused by the Phelps-as-nerd narrative. The guy is successful, an athlete, gets girls etc... Am I having trouble finding his Star Trek costume? His Dungeons and Dragons fetish? His collection of action figures? His predilection for intellectual pursuits over the physical?


    I always thought that jock was the opposite of nerd?


    Also, are there any other mixed-race pairings that we could mock? Maybe Gawker should create a whole subsite dedicated to ridiculing those who date across the tracks.

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    Image of Taren Taren
    11/30/08

    @ I think it's because he's so tall and gawky that he gets painted as a nerd. Whatever, he has Marfan syndrome, he can't help that his body looks like it does.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    12/01/08

    @Taren: Does he really have Marfan's? Because I would have thought that the heart defects would rule about a career in sports. Good that the treatment has advanced.
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    12/01/08

    @Taren: He doesn't have Marfan's: [casesblog.blogspot.com]
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