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    The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently

    On Brett Ratner's Uncomplicated Love Of A Sweet Ass
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    can't obama and sarkozy both be like, "have you SEEN our old ladies? hush up, we got no reason to be peeping ass unlike the rest of you" and just end the issue entirely? cos that's just inarguable, even for drudge.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/10/09

    @allyzay: All men know that the radar doesn't have an 'off' switch.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: There are only two lights on the radar: "don't look don't look don't look" and "daaaamn, girl!"
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: women do too -- i guess i was more advocating that these dudes just start straight braggin'.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    He's simply flabbergasted that she would wear flimsy sandals to an event with world leaders. Yeah, that's it. (Sarkozy has better skills.)
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    To be fair to Drudge, it's kind of shocking that Barry didn't do something wholly inappropriate like try to use the girl's skirt as a veil or do a little Texas two-step for the camera. It's hard getting used to a President who's not an asinine, smirking frat boy.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/10/09

    @Mediahohoho: And you know she was totally asking for some sort of massage. So hard to get used to a President so un...servicey.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Oooooo, Michelle is so gonna make him say her name when she gets her hands on him.
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Ya, but...if you look at the video, he's actually turning to help the woman on the stair behind him step down.
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    Image of Anthony_Underscore Anthony_Underscore
    07/10/09

    @Sir Winston Thriller: GMA is on this like the Zapruder film. http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/10/09

    @Sir Winston Thriller: Spoil sport
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/10/09

    @Anthony_Underscore: I so preferred this the other way, but thanks. CBS also ruining things: http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/10/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry5149781.shtml?tag=blogs
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 07/10/09 12:41 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    She's 16. To get the science right, they'd better find those guys who calculated the trajectories of the bullets in Daly Plaza.

    http://www.mofopolitics.com/2009/07/09/obama-stares-at-16-year-old-mayara-tavares-butt/
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 07/10/09 5:30 AM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    If asked, Gibbs should just channel Pacino:
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    Image of KefkaticFanatic KefkaticFanatic
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Whoever came up with the tag "foreign assets" needs to be given large sums of cash immediately.

    ALSO:

    He's the goddamn ass man!
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    Edited by KefkaticFanatic at 07/10/09 1:52 AM KefkaticFanatic was starred KefkaticFanatic was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    I'm all good with entendres, but the phrase Stimulus Package seems to make reference to that little bulge in his pants, as evidenced in the pic. Drudge so dirty.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    07/10/09

    @lobstr: So we know what caught Drudge's attention in the picture.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    It's L'Aquila, not Look, will ya?!
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    07/10/09

    @fileunder: He's got Roman eyes.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Aw, I didn't want Barack to be, you know, a guy, but at least he's got good taste in asses.

    If he and Sarko turn around, there's also a fairly decent one behind them to check out.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/10/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Either Obama is about seven feet tall or every head of state in Europe is 4'11". Russia, Italy, and now France. And good for him for scoping that ass.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/10/09

    @son of spam: Does it have to be either/or? Because I'm thinking it might be "and."
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/09/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    This is kind of unrelated, but Sarkozy got me thinking of this song I love called "Paris" by Friendly Fires. The song is great, but the remix is better, I think. Plus I want to test the YouTube thingie in here.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/10/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I just embedded a picture in my comment, ha. I think the system automatically places any embed code before the text of your comment when you submit it, even if you add the image/video after you finish writing, so I had to edit mine after the fact in order for the picture to appear below what I said. Also, it looks like line breaks aren't working, whether you make one manually by pressing enter/return or you insert the HTML for one.
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    Edited by Matt Cherette at 07/10/09 12:06 AM Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/10/09

    @mattchew03: Yeah, the system does have some bugs and Denton's tech warriors are working them out...line breaks being one of them. I'm told most of the bugs should be worked out by tomorrow. I kind of like everything so far though. I didn't really care for the last redesign but this one is pretty neat, I think.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    07/10/09

    @The Cajun Boy: That song has been on my iPod for months. It's so uplifting, whether or not you actually want to live in Paris.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/10/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I really like it so far, too. There are a couple of things I would add/remove/tweak if I were the ~decider~ but that's probably in large part due to the fact that I'm so familiar with LJ's commenting system.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/10/09

    @Colander: I listen to it EVERY time I'm at the gym. On repeat. Great tune.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/09/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Uh-oh, it looks like Michelle Obama may need to add another name to her SECRET HIT LIST!
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    Edited by Matt Cherette at 07/10/09 12:00 AM Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/10/09

    @mattchew03: Every president gets three secret murders, but if he doesn't use them by the end of his term, they're gone.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: I think you forgot the "and only if Clint Eastwood isn't hiding in a secret closet" clause!
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Is that three a term or three for the duration of holding the office? If it's the latter, it would bring the proverbial killing fields to the last three months of a first term lame duck.
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    Image of Mutley Mutley
    07/09/09

    In reply to The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently
    Somebody call Bellevue, because that ass is insane.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/10/09

    @Mutley: Issues with using the new commenting system: I'm not sure whether to promote or demote this. Stellar, terrible work.
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