Report: Woman Maced Moviegoer Who Politely Asked Her to Stop Texting

According to reports, a moviegoer who made the grave mistake of asking a woman to turn off her distractingly bright cell phone ended up getting harassed and maced at a Hollywood movie screening Monday night.
What John Grisham Doesn't Understand About Mass Incarceration
Big Man on Commercial Novelist Campus John Grisham has told a London newspaper that he is concerned about America's jails. Specifically, he is worried that they are becoming stuffed with old white men, which he seems to have defined primarily as friends of his who, in his view, innocently enjoy underage porn.
Meet the Asshole Who Has Bothered "Over 500" Women on the Subway
Brian Robinson, 49-year-old subway pickup artist, spoke to the New York Post in a piece that ran today, titled "Meet the man who has met 'about 500' women on the subway," about his triumphs and failures "since becoming a railway Romeo in 1999." The besuited roué boasts winning dates with "about 500 women" in New York…
Atrocious Ex-Boyfriend Jailed for Calling, Texting Woman 21,000 Times
A French man depressed after the end of a relationship is headed to prison after admitting he called and texted his ex-girlfriend 21,807 times in a 10-month period, AFP reports.
Air Marshals Forced to Subdue Passenger Fighting Over Reclining Seat
The war between recliners and legroomers is escalating—for the second time this week, a commercial flight was forced to make an emergency landing when two passengers started to fight over the use of reclining seats.
Gene Simmons Is Sorry for Telling Depressed People to Kill Themselves
Gene Simmons has issued an apology on Facebook after taking part in an interview during which he told those suffering from depression, "fuck you, then kill yourself." All better?
Insider Video Shows How the Islamic State's Shitheads Brainwash Kids
VICE News has dropped part two of its mesmerizing five-part behind-the-scenes look at the "Islamic State," and it is a maddening inside look at how the militant movement sweeping Iraq and Syria recruits young boys, uses UN humanitarian aid, and hides away women.
Heartless Asshole Admits to Feeding Dog a Meat-Covered Razor Blade
Nibbles, a beloved beagle mix, passed away in July at age 14. His family says he was killed by chewing on pieces of razor blades concealed inside Canadian bacon. Next-door neighbor Robert Hamme, 60, later confessed to booby-trapping the meat and throwing it over a fence into Nibbles' yard.
Drunken Rich Kid: "My Dad Owns Half of Fucking Manhattan"
Three things rich kids are known to enjoy: Drinking, brunch, and telling everybody how successful their parents are. Meet Gerry, who appears to have hit the trifecta last Sunday near Madison Avenue, when he claimed his dad "owns half of fucking Manhattan."
Thieves Caught on Video Stealing 6-Year-Old Burn Victim's Beloved Pug
Ellis Barrett is a 6-year-old boy who had multiple surgeries earlier this year after a terrible accident with scalding water. Peaches is the treasured pug puppy who comforted him when he came home from the hospital in February. This is a video of some jackholes in pink tracksuits chasing down and stealing Peaches.
Florida Mom Kidnaps Daughter to Avoid Vaccines, Learning Black History
A mother in Sunrise, Florida is now facing a federal criminal charge after disappearing with her two-year-old daughter last month in order to avoid having her vaccinated. (This served the dual purpose of keeping her from being "brainwashed" and keeping her out of school, where she might learn about black history).
Texas Gun Nuts Go After a Marine Vet on the Street on Memorial Day
Not content to have scared wheelchair-bound moms, gotten kicked out of Chipotle, Chili's and Sonic, and set the gun-rights cause back a century, the supreme gentlemen of the open-carry movement struck on another dumb tactic: Intimidate a veteran and chase him through the streets.
Take Away Lena Dunham's Spoiled, Vicious Dog Before It Attacks Again
Lena Dunham, the Brooklyn-based film director and television star, posted this picture to her Instagram last night. It apparently shows a bleeding wound on her rear end, caused by a bite from her dog, Lamby. Dunham seems to believe this is cute ("#therewillbeblood" she hashtagged it).
At last, a victory for common sense: A federal court has affirmed the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's denial of a bid by Pamela Geller to trademark her insane slogan, "Stop the Islamization of America," because the phrase clearly disparages American Muslims. Geller, without irony, calls the decision a "whitewash."
