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    Assvertising, Overdone

    Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
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    Image of Midge Midge
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    Is that Owen Wilson's bathroom?
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    Midge was starred Midge was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    The poor bastard stuck in that dispenser is a goner.
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    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of disinterested 3rd party disinterested 3rd party
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with something I just pulled out of someone else's ass. That's just me.
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    disinterested 3rd party was starred disinterested 3rd party was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/15/09

    @disinterested 3rd party: what a boring person you must be.
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    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    One time my dog ate a plastic bag. It looked something like that coming out.
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    I think that Pez is better off just sticking with candy.
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    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/15/09

    @blix: Is this part of their new licorice line?
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    BadUncle was starred BadUncle was unstarred
    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    04/15/09

    @BadUncle: Tootsie Rolls
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    Kid Twist was starred Kid Twist was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    It would work better as a chitterling dispenser.
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    BadUncle was starred BadUncle was unstarred
    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    Somebody clearly just pulled that idea out of their ass.
     Reply
    Colonel Mustard was starred Colonel Mustard was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    They should put that sticker over glory holes!
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    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    You should see the liquid soap dispenser.
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    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    04/15/09

    In reply to Assvertising, Overdone
    Looks like a good candidate for anal bleaching.
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    Kid Twist was starred Kid Twist was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/02/08

    In reply to Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
    Perhaps an ad for a Laxative on one cheek and an ad for a Dyarretic on the other?
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    12/02/08

    In reply to Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
    I have an ad for "World of Warcraft" tattoo'd on my ass. It's actually just a "W" on each cheek. I'm contractually obligated to tie my shoes naked in public thrice a day.
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    Nice Beaver was starred Nice Beaver was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/02/08

    @Nard: Wonderful. Simply wonderful.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/02/08

    @Nard: That was YOU?!?
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/02/08

    In reply to Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
    It's best not to over-leverage your main assets.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    12/02/08

    In reply to Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
    I had Ronald McDonald on my ass once. That guy gets his clown makeup everywhere.
     Reply
    es-ki-mo was starred es-ki-mo was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/02/08

    In reply to Cheeky, Bottoms Up, Etc.
    Can "animated" ads be far behind?
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Truculent Truculent
    12/02/08

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Far behind? One more pun like that and you will be the butt of our jokes here
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    Truculent was starred Truculent was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/02/08

    @Truculent: Yeah, that was kinda half-assed. (Join the @TedSez string above!)
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