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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    BTW, thanks for the video. It shows either the smoky remains of a tad too small for extinction meteor or the work of a drunk Indonesian skywriter. #barackobama
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    An evil, yet effective, guerrilla marketing campaign for the upcoming 2012 movie.

    SONY, you foul fuckers, have you no shame! #barackobama
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    Image of jupiterspaw jupiterspaw
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    What really happened here is that Xenu tried to dump a bunch of aliens into a nearby Indonesian volcano ... and missed. Now they'll be cleaning up thetan dust for weeks. Darn intergalatic warlords and their weak dunk shots. #barackobama
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. #barackobama
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    10/27/09

    @Airvault: That was seven minutes of sheer awesomeness ! #barackobama
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    On today's Glenn Beck: Meteor, or guided missle launched by the White House to destroy Barack Obama's Indonesian birth certificate? #barackobama
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/27/09

    @misslinda: Shhhhhhhh they might hear you! #barackobama
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I'm just asking questions! I'm not saying the White House sent a guided missle to Indonesia, or that the President was born there, I'm just asking some tough questions that Americans deserve answers to. #barackobama
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/27/09

    @misslinda: Well the fact that questions are being asked is irrefutable. The White House's silence on the subject does make me a little suspicious... #barackobama
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    10/27/09

    In reply to Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
    Sarah Palin could have shot this from her helicopter with one hand, and her eyes closed. #barackobama
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: See? That bridge to "nowhere" was actually leading to a secret underground meteorite shelter. Who's laughing now, Gotcha Journalists?? #barackobama
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    In a world where creatures of terror are inhabiting the skies like never before. Your only friend is man's best friend. You keep him close. You keep your shotgun closer.


    DUCK HUNT


    2012

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    Piper Perabo also played a whip-smart FBI operative "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle."


    She was actually pretty terrible in it. I know, because I watched it on cable last night.

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    I would actually go see Michael Bay's Galaxian. In fact, that's the only Michael Bay movie I'd go to see.


    In fact, I'd even go see the sequel, Brett Ratner's Galaga.

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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    I'm really just waiting for Pac Man: the movie.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/02/09

    @DennyCrane: I imagine Robert Downey Jr. for some reason.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/02/09

    @DennyCrane:

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    I literally just wrote a development pitch for 'Fast and the Funniest' that was passed on by Comedy Central, and heard about this show today.


    I'm wondering if they passed because they knew about this.


    Failstration.

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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    I'm still holding out for the "Tetris" movie with Keanu Reeves and Scarlett Johanssen portraying lifeless, two-dimensional angular shapes looking for the perfect "fit".
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude: *sigh* I'd watch it.


    *hangs head in shame*

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude: Oh, so what you mean is: You want them to make a movie out of THIS game?


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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude: Replace Keanu Reeves with the equally lifeless Jonathan Rhys Meyers and I think you have a Woody Allen vehicle. Oh, wait, Match Point already happened?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Dammit, why didn't that work? Ok, I'm gonna try that again ...


    You want them to make a movie out of THIS game?


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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    "Spin left! Spin right! Back up! Move forward! Fire! Fire! Fire! Slow down! We're vanishing! We've re-appeared on the other side of the universe! Slow down! Move forward! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    07/02/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Dude, you can get in trouble for posting copyrighted scripts on the internet.
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    Image of Inescapeable Picnic Inescapeable Picnic
    07/02/09

    In reply to What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
    Q*bert. A Streisand vehicle.
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    Image of blix blix
    07/02/09

    @Inescapeable Picnic: Jim Carrey is Centipede.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    07/02/09

    @blix: I see Emile Hirsch in Dig Dug.
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