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    Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America

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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Alyse must be one of those poor U.S. Americans who don't have maps... like such as in the Iraq... and South Africa...
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Of course he's not eligible to be President. He's half-black.



    Jesus, people, read your Bible.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/15/09

    @Mediahohoho:zomg now now i understand everything
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    I'm so glad I learned all that trigonometry and calculus in high school. Now that I'm in the professional world I use it every single day.



    You know what? I really don't think she is. Wait- was that her being clever? Oh. Ok.



    I can't turn away from her twitter. It's like outsider art without the... YES, WITHOUT!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    I really love the subfreezing arctic temperatures here in the office. Oh wait. I hate it.



    OMG HER TWEETS ARE HORRENDOUS. NOT EVEN NEAR ANYTHING CLOSE TO PROSE OR CLEVER OBSERVATIONS OR EVEN TWILIGHT RELATED.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/15/09

    @The Real JR: But she doesn't love it - she was just kidding, she hates it! LOLOLOLOLOL
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Which Disney character is most likely to cheat on his/her spouse?



    I- I have no words. Seriously. There's the classic Batman or Superman argument. But this? What?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/15/09

    @The Real JR: superpowers vs superpowers. it's on. which disney villain is most likely to have a disfiguring disease and be redeemed and go on oprah
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    Image of southernbitch southernbitch
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    as an ex-georgian i will comfortably state that the atlanta journal constitution is the WORST newspaper in existence. they used to have the craziest opinion writers on the block. online they still have these hilarious "woman versus woman" dueling op-eds where a "liberal" female and a "batshit crazy conservative" female square off on issues, usually with hilarious and vomit inducing results.
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    Image of ConNephele ConNephele
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Dear Gawker / Pareene,

    It's an Army soldier, NOT a Marine, doing this nonsense.

    thanks
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/15/09

    @ConNephele: BURN! Pareene, guess you should have read Alyse's twitter a little more closely. Unless you were trying to make a joke? If so, way too subtle.
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    Image of edosan edosan
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Come on Alyse -- be like your fellow reporters: check Wikipedia or just make stuff up.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Birthers give me a headache rivaled only by the one that Biblical Literalists can deliver. (I'm looking at you Andrew Schlafly)
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/15/09

    @Dürer's Rhino: The Batman background of her Twitter page gave me a headache rivaled by Birther "logic." Augh.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    So now it's just the Atlanta Journal?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    GLOBAL POLITICS/TODAY: Help Me Understand: "China"



    I need an expert to explain the political situation in China in three sentences.



    Submitted by: Jakob Lodwick
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/15/09

    @MisterHippity: How about a haiku?



    The situation

    is very complicated

    go get a real job
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Alyse,



    Jesus wept. Along with every real journalist fired in the last two years.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Holy MySpace, Batman! She's got the shittiest Twitter layout in the history of shit and Twitter.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    Whaaaa? Her tweet page: "I dare you to not play this for four hours": http://www.lostvectors.com/bowmaster/ I lasted twelve seconds, Alyse.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/15/09

    In reply to Journo Needs Constitutional Law Expert to Explain How Hawaii Is in America
    "Need expert to help me understand child-proof cap. Says 'push down and twist cap' but doesn't say which direction!!!"
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/15/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Need expert to explain how door at McDonalds works. It says 'Push' but I have an inexplicable urge to Pull.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/15/09

    @Colonel Mustard: "Some advice, please - shampoo bottle says 'lather, rinse, repeat'. I'm not so sure about that."
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    Edited by Xylo at 07/15/09 3:12 PM Xylo was starred Xylo was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/15/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Need Ratings Expert. Law & Order: SVU says that 'Some content not suitable for all viewers'. Am I one of those viewers? Please Help!
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