Usher’s Stepson Declared Brain Dead After Being Hit by a Jet Ski

R&B superstar Usher's 11-year-old stepson Kile Glover has been declared brain dead following a jet ski accident that left him in critical condition on Friday, according to TMZ.
Did You Hear About the Man Who Was Having Sex, But Not With His Wife, When He Died?
A Georgia man's widow was awarded $3M earlier this month, after it was ruled that a doctor failed to diagnose and treat her husband's heart condition. Luckily, your gossipy neighbor Francine has teamed up with several major news outlets to bring you the real scoop:
Whitney Houston's Daughter Likely Doing It with Whitney Houston's Adopted Son
The rumors had been swirling for a while, but now there is video evidence that Whitney Houston's notoriously troubled daughter Bobbi Kristina, age 19, is doing sexy things with adopted brother Nick Gordon, age 22.
Taco-Loving Deer's Rampage Through Restaurant Caught on Tape
Man, we've all been there, haven't we? So desperate for tacos that we crash antlers-first through our local Mexican joint's plate glass window, terrifying its poor employees before wandering dazed out back? Just a regular Sunday morning for us! And a sort of unique Monday afternoon for the Alpharetta, Ga. Taco Mac.…
Mysterious Flying Creature Grounds Flight
It wouldn't be August without a monster attack, so we're going to try to invent one. Just what is this flying beast attacking passengers on a flight from Madison, Wisconsin, to Atlanta? No one knows!
Atlanta Schools Guilty of 'Systematic Cheating'
An investigation has confirmed that 44 Atlanta schools and 178 teachers are guilty of a vast cheating conspiracy that dramatically increased state test scores. Former superintendent Beverly Hall (pictured) "punished whistle-blowers, hid or manipulated information and altered documents."
Another Woman Has Fallen To Her Death From a W Hotel
This is disconcerting. Almost a month to the day after two women plunged from a 10th floor window of the W Hotel in Atlanta, killing one and leaving the other in critical condition, another woman has died falling from a W Hotel.
Atlanta Welcomes Black People by Totally Collapsing
Demographic data indicates that black people are leaving New York for the South in droves, as the historic "Great Migration" of African-Americans from South to North slowly reverses itself. The city of Atlanta now stands as America's new Black Mecca.
'Play-Fighting' Model Falls from Hotel Window, Killing One
A model and a dancer fell from a hotel window in Atlanta while "play-fighting," leaving one dead and one in critical condition at the hospital. LaShawna Threatt (pictured), a 30-year-old model and party promotor, and Ciara Williams, a dancer, were wrestling with each other in a room at the W hotel in midtown Atlanta…
Fast Food Brawls: Now at IHOP
America's worst trend, YouTube videos of fast food patrons fighting, continues. Now it's happening at an Atlanta IHOP, where an off-duty police officer punched a woman in the face, kicking off a melee. It's unclear exactly why the cop was struggling with these people in the first place. The lawyer representing three…
Why We Should Arm Police With Lollipops
Confronted with a 6'4", 350-pound "agitated mentally disturbed" man wielding a razor and, apparently, a broom, police in Macon, Ga. used a handful of lollipops to subdue the subject, offering them as bargaining chips in exchange for the man relinquishing the razor and allowing himself to be handcuffed. We therefore…
Man Blows Nose, Goes To Jail
Who knew that the simple act of blowing one's nose in public could start a ripple effect that would put a man in jail? And he wasn't even blowing snot-rockets.
A Real Housewife's Too-Real Townhouse
Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident Florence Foster Jenkins, blonde bubble Kim Zolciak, is trying to sell her 3,396sq.ft. Atlanta-area townhouse for $499,000, perhaps to move to bigger, greener pastures. She has a baby on the way, you know!
Gucci Mane Arrested, Pepper Sprayed
Rapper Gucci Mane was arrested yesterday in Atlanta after an off-duty cop saw him driving recklessly in a white Hummer. Police later found Gucci yelling at someone in a parking lot, tried to subdue him, then pepper sprayed him.
