Please Don't Renew Your Wedding Vows
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows earlier this week, and now Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are are planning on doing it. Someone please put an end to this!
To Alex Goldberg
Per this little attention stunt—yooouuuuuu're duuuuumb. (Then again... somebody has to live the dream.) [Zoomdoggle]
Mary Rambin Cheerfully Admits to Restylane
"It never occurred to me that at the ripe old age of 26 that I would need a 'filler,' but apparently I did," blogs Mary Rambin, the handbag-designing beta chimp to the blogging-retired Star talking head Julia Allison's alpha. You might remember Mary as the older sister of Leven, the jailbait soap actress who a.) stole…
"Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad
"I have been putting off doing this Rate-A-Date because I genuinely liked Paul Janka. I felt bad for him in a way," writes Kelly Kreth, the ousted New York Press sex columnist, PR bunny, and seeker of any and all forms of attention. Paul Janka, Manhattan's slimiest bachelor and minor internet-celebrity, "seemed lost…
