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Audrina Patridge
”Reality TV Star Unaware That People Are Laughing At Her Behind Her Back
[Audrina Patridge, a cast member on MTV's "The Hills," leaving a Los Angeles restaurant yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]Audrina Lookalike Cast As Audrina's Boyfriend
Former Gawkerite Joshua David Stein recently got a scoop on the upcoming (tonight!) season of The Hills (seriously, if you don't know what this fucking show is by now...). Everyone knows the show isn't completely legit, because these kids are bad actors and can't really cover up the stagey-ness of many scenes. Also, people audition for "roles." People like Mitch Collins: a girly, constantly smirking rock musician who has apparently been cast as Audrina's love interest. An insider told Josh: "He's not supposed to be telling anyone but he is." Dope! He put a vague announcement on his MySpace page, saying that "big things are happening." Huge, enormous things! His rock band Love Automatic will surely get some long overdue street cred now that he's on MTV's The Hills. Look at former Audrina-dater and actor-wannabe Justin Bobby! They're saying Oscar! Well, some people are. To a guy named Oscar. After the jump, Mitchy (clearly trying to be the Pete Wentz-ish pretty member of the band) giving a tour of the band's recording studio. Featuring a little Guitar Hero reference. Because that's not getting annoying! More »
Nudie Patootie
Not that you care or anything, but nude photos of The Hills' Audrina Patridge have surfaced. The photos, taken as a Playboy audition, feature Patridge in various states of undress lounging around a Los Angeles mansion. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself," said the old, wizened 22-year-old in a statement today. I'm really hoping for comment from Justin Bobby. [Us]
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