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    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
    "I'm done with you" ohhh, don't say it if you don't mean it. #thehills
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    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
    Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills
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    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
    There will be silly string. #thehills
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    It's amazing because in this one clip, it's like watching an old episode of Laugh In, and something amazing from the future as well. Holly Montag is the confluence of all events throughout history.

    Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Being without a phone may just have done wonders for his...complexity. #thehills
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    The editing for that Bolthouse event where Holly supposedly got smashed was so completely disjointed and bizarre. I half expected a cutaway to some lions on the veld, and then maybe a little girl picking flowers, and then nuclear annihilation. #thehills
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Maybe it's because I consume alcohol regularly, but this whole Holly situation seems fucking absurd. If MTV wants to make a real "statement" against alcohol and/or drugs they should do a "Where Are They Now" of some old Real World cast members. #thehills
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    This embodies every inane hills idiocy. Fantastical, I feel like I just watched an entire episode. #thehills
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    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    I'm going to assume that Gawker has copy-edited the above transcript. There is no way in hell these people can write this decent while texting. #thehills
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Hey MTV: Fyck yoo. #thehills
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    This is Richard Lawsonian -- my highest recap compliment. #thehills
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    @pmarble: But yet not enough. I miss you Richard. #thehills
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    10/21/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: shut up, it's been months and he does the exact same thing on another website#thehills
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Is it just me or is Holly got a sort-of Denise Austin thing going on? #thehills
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: She scares me more than Heidi. #thehills
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: It is wonderful to meet a family of nothing but black sheep. #thehills
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/15/09

    In reply to The Hills: The Island of Misfit Sex Toys
    For a story with sex toys in it, I sure nodded off fast. #thehills
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Hills: The Island of Misfit Sex Toys
    Did MTV tell Stacy to make that cosmo as soon as she woke up? Or was she really just ready to get her drink on again? I thought that was a bit alcoholicish.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Like comparing farts to burps.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/30/09

    @NigelAstydameia: I'm assuming The Hills is the fart, considering it is LA.
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