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Star of The Hills To Make Daring Leap to Fiction

The bad news is that The Hills performer Audrina Patridge is set to star in Into the Blue 2. The good news is that you probably won't be one of the people I force to see it with me. The film is the sequel to the Jessica Alba-wears-a-bikini movie that also involved sunken treasure and Paul Walker acting smug. Patridge will play "a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command," a role of complexity and depth, "giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]," the fake reality show star says. She recently got a new agent because the old one wasn't getting her more roles, which, apparently, is why she moved to LA. in the first place. (Sigh.) This film is still "in development" on IMDB and I'm not going to pay for that IMDBPro thing, so let's just venture an educated guess that the movie will also star High School Musical's Corbin Bleu as the quick-talking and skeptical black guy and the lead of the fourth American Pie movie as the daring and brash treasure seeker. Maybe the tag line will be Go into the blue again. Get excited. [Us] More »

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Reality TV Star Unaware That People Are Laughing At Her Behind Her Back

[Audrina Patridge, a cast member on MTV's "The Hills," leaving a Los Angeles restaurant yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Audrina Lookalike Cast As Audrina's Boyfriend

Former Gawkerite Joshua David Stein recently got a scoop on the upcoming (tonight!) season of The Hills (seriously, if you don't know what this fucking show is by now...). Everyone knows the show isn't completely legit, because these kids are bad actors and can't really cover up the stagey-ness of many scenes. Also, people audition for "roles." People like Mitch Collins: a girly, constantly smirking rock musician who has apparently been cast as Audrina's love interest. An insider told Josh: "He's not supposed to be telling anyone but he is." Dope! He put a vague announcement on his MySpace page, saying that "big things are happening." Huge, enormous things! His rock band Love Automatic will surely get some long overdue street cred now that he's on MTV's The Hills. Look at former Audrina-dater and actor-wannabe Justin Bobby! They're saying Oscar! Well, some people are. To a guy named Oscar. After the jump, Mitchy (clearly trying to be the Pete Wentz-ish pretty member of the band) giving a tour of the band's recording studio. Featuring a little Guitar Hero reference. Because that's not getting annoying! More »

Nudie Patootie Not that you care or anything, but nude photos of The Hills' Audrina Patridge have surfaced. The photos, taken as a Playboy audition, feature Patridge in various states of undress lounging around a Los Angeles mansion. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself," said the old, wizened 22-year-old in a statement today. I'm really hoping for comment from Justin Bobby. [Us]

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Audrina From "The Hills" Thinks Justin Bobby Loves Her For Her

Anyone who's been watching MTV's sorta-reality show The Hills this season knows that Audrina—the kind of hanger-on in star Lauren Conrad's orbit who managed to worm her way into Lauren's life and become her roommate and new BFF once former BFF Heidi spread those nasty rumors about her and started dating the spawn of Satan—has this kind of vapidness that either indicates she's really, really stupid, or she's just decided to play the stupid one on the show. Because really, it boggles the mind to think that she actually believes that her loser ex-boyfriend just magically decided to reappear in her life during the third season of her wildly successful reality TV show! But that seems to be what she's throwing down. More »