Gawker: Audrina Patridge

Audrina Moves Out

Richard — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:33:00 EDT

You guys. Remember when Lauren and Audrina totally made up and everything was awesome again? Well now the two stars of MTV's reality dream play The Hills may be on the outs again. Us Weekly breathlessly reports that Audrina, who had been living in a small hermitage on the back acres of Lauren's estate, is moving out. Vans and boxes were seen on Thursday, along with Lo—bitchy mainhouse roommate of Lauren and enemy of Audrina—who was doing cartwheels and making threatening throat cutty gestures to passing children on the front lawn.

Where Audrina will go, there's just no way of telling (until the photographers and everybody finds her again). Maybe she'll end up at that big-windowed downtown loft that she looked at last season. That way Audrina could imagine herself in some dystopian future world, where she is the brave heroine, not some blonde floozy. I picture her standing looking out the windows at the glittery lights of downtown LA, finally happy, the muddled cricket hum of Beverly Hills just a dream of landscape she had one night.

In the Future We Will All Be Named Blog

Richard — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:24:00 EDT

Ugh. Audrina Patridge, the chirping wallflower from The Hills, has a blerg. But! Gabe at Videogum rips on it and it is funny. Balance restored!

Star of The Hills To Make Daring Leap to Fiction

Richard — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:19:00 EDT

The bad news is that The Hills performer Audrina Patridge is set to star in Into the Blue 2. The good news is that you probably won't be one of the people I force to see it with me. The film is the sequel to the Jessica Alba-wears-a-bikini movie that also involved sunken treasure and Paul Walker acting smug. Patridge will play "a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command," a role of complexity and depth, "giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]," the fake reality show star says. She recently got a new agent because the old one wasn't getting her more roles, which, apparently, is why she moved to LA. in the first place. (Sigh.) This film is still "in development" on IMDB and I'm not going to pay for that IMDBPro thing, so let's just venture an educated guess that the movie will also star High School Musical's Corbin Bleu as the quick-talking and skeptical black guy and the lead of the fourth American Pie movie as the daring and brash treasure seeker. Maybe the tag line will be Go into the blue again. Get excited. [Us]

Reality TV Star Unaware That People Are Laughing At Her Behind Her Back

Richard — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:00 EDT

[Audrina Patridge, a cast member on MTV's "The Hills," leaving a Los Angeles restaurant yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Audrina Lookalike Cast As Audrina's Boyfriend

Richard — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:06:28 EDT

Former Gawkerite Joshua David Stein recently got a scoop on the upcoming (tonight!) season of The Hills (seriously, if you don't know what this fucking show is by now...). Everyone knows the show isn't completely legit, because these kids are bad actors and can't really cover up the stagey-ness of many scenes. Also, people audition for "roles." People like Mitch Collins: a girly, constantly smirking rock musician who has apparently been cast as Audrina's love interest. An insider told Josh: "He's not supposed to be telling anyone but he is." Dope! He put a vague announcement on his MySpace page, saying that "big things are happening." Huge, enormous things! His rock band Love Automatic will surely get some long overdue street cred now that he's on MTV's The Hills. Look at former Audrina-dater and actor-wannabe Justin Bobby! They're saying Oscar! Well, some people are. To a guy named Oscar. After the jump, Mitchy (clearly trying to be the Pete Wentz-ish pretty member of the band) giving a tour of the band's recording studio. Featuring a little Guitar Hero reference. Because that's not getting annoying!

Nudie Patootie

Richard — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:13:38 EDT

Not that you care or anything, but nude photos of The Hills' Audrina Patridge have surfaced. The photos, taken as a Playboy audition, feature Patridge in various states of undress lounging around a Los Angeles mansion. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself," said the old, wizened 22-year-old in a statement today. I'm really hoping for comment from Justin Bobby. [Us]

Audrina From "The Hills" Thinks Justin Bobby Loves Her For Her

Doree Shafrir — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:20:19 EDT

Anyone who's been watching MTV's sorta-reality show The Hills this season knows that Audrina—the kind of hanger-on in star Lauren Conrad's orbit who managed to worm her way into Lauren's life and become her roommate and new BFF once former BFF Heidi spread those nasty rumors about her and started dating the spawn of Satan—has this kind of vapidness that either indicates she's really, really stupid, or she's just decided to play the stupid one on the show. Because really, it boggles the mind to think that she actually believes that her loser ex-boyfriend just magically decided to reappear in her life during the third season of her wildly successful reality TV show! But that seems to be what she's throwing down.

"Of course we have our feuds and everything, but it's fun having him part of the show," says the Epic Records staffer, 22. "He is so cute!"
In their corner?

Pals of the reality star, who have watched the couple's two years of off-and-on dating, say they've seen plenty of evidence that the hairstylist, 25, is The One.

"The core people around Audrina's life know what Justin means to her," says a friend. "It's not like he's just pursuing her to be on the show - he is dealing with the show so he can continue to be part of her life."

It's a gesture not lost on Patridge.

"He is so not used to having the cameras around," she says. "He hates it, but he does it for me."

Aww. So selfless, that one! And: As if!

Audrina Defends Justin Bobby [Us]