Prude Australians Try to Ban Small Boobs and Female Ejaculation in PornMaureen O'Connor1/29/10 4:37am71EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkConservative Australian politicians are waging a War on Smut via pornography censor laws. Their latest uphill battle: A proposed ban on small boobs (which attract pedophiles) and squirting (which grosses them out).