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    Billionaire Killed By Stress of Madoff Money

    Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    10/27/09

    In reply to Billionaire Killed By Stress of Madoff Money
    Just so I understand: Picard v. Picower? #berniemadoff
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/27/09

    In reply to Billionaire Killed By Stress of Madoff Money
    Madoff's money has a deadly curse.

    I guess the Mets now have their own version of Chicago's goat. #berniemadoff
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/27/09

    In reply to Billionaire Killed By Stress of Madoff Money
    May not have paid for Picower, but his wife & kids sure do appreciate his sacrifice. #berniemadoff
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Um, how do you masturbate if you're bound by your wrists? Uh, my friend wants to know.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    I knew someone who liked to get tied up to relax. It's the same concept as the isolation tank/sensory deprivation chamber, or when kids conk out in a playpen, for that matter. The constriction and "smallness" brings a deep relaxation, evidently. But then he started criticizing my knot tying and I was like, you know what, Houdini? Find a fucking Boy Scout to do it, I'm out.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    What let you down, Bookish? The Stevedore's Knot or the Midshipman's Hitch?


    Dyb dyb dyb.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    @DevilsAvocado: Hi, DA! How is winter down there and all the little avocados? I think it might have been the figure eight, sadly. Knot formation not my strong suit.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:


    It's fucking freezing, Bookish. And avocadoes dislike the cold. Hence, we are all flying north for a month. Look for me by Homer's wine-dark sea as of next Monday. I'll be the one with a gargantuan, frosty beer, a plate of kofte, and a satisfied grin on my face.


    How's your summer going? Read any good books lately?

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Naked and bound in front of the family fireplace?


    Maybe this was during Christmas when the smell of eggnog and baking would make Dave feel familiar yet mysterious yearnings for hoofed animals and older men who were fond of young children.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: You know where that always leads? Splitting a canned ham. Now you know those pineapple rings are just for decoration.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle: Spoken like a true anti-environmental conservative! I have it on good authority that pineapple rings make superb cock rings. Reuse, recycle!
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: Note to self: If offered pineapple upside-down cake feign diabetes.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    This is my second American Psycho reference of the day, but I'm thinking that this is like the end of the movie/book where he goes back to Paul Allen/Owen's (not sure why they changed it for the movie) apartment and it was all cleaned out and repainted. It't not like ninjas are going to leave a calling card. They're ninjas for fucks sake.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Maybe these aren't your father's ninjas.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Who among us can honestly say we haven't at one time or another come perilously close to terminal masturbation?
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle: Terminal masturbation is too difficult. I can barely type with two hands as it is.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @blix: You should get a Wacom tablet, then.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle:


    You obviously know not of what you speak. The intense scabbing will usually prevent one from reaching the fatal state.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Riding a horse bareback in a Speedo is kinky? To whom, Jehovah's Witnesses?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic:


    You have obviously never seen a horse in a speedo. Very disturbing.

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    It sounds like he had a devil inside, a devil inside, every single one of us, a devil inside.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Kane's nuts roasting by an open fire...
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