Here Are All the Places Malaysian Airlines 370 Could Have Maybe Landed

According to WNYC, there are 634 runways in range of the missing flight. The Atlantic's Jim Fallows points out that not all of them, though, are big enough to handle a Boeing 777.
Florida Fish Strikes Jet, Forces Aborted Takeoff
So tell me, "Sully" Sullenberger: How do you handle this one?
Malaysia Airlines' Baby Ban: Discrimination Against the Cute?
After banning children from First Class cabins last year, Malaysia Airlines has now banned humans under the age of 12 from its upstairs Economy class cabins, as well.
Take a Tour of Donald Trump's Horribly Gaudy New Jet
Donald Trump bought himself a gold-plated 757 so that he can cruise around the country and pretend like he's running for president in a desperate attempt to remain in the spotlight. Knowing how much everyone in America cares about the details of his private air fleet, Trump posted a video tour of the monstrosity on…
Pissed-Off Acting Legend Pisses in Aisle of Airplane
Gérard Depardieu was on an airplane with 100 other people and had to pee, but the flight attendant said he couldn't go until after takeoff. So the legendary French actor took matters into his own hands: He whipped out his dick and peed in the aisle. No, seriously:
Brooklyn Man Kicked off Airplane for Swearing
Sitting in an airplane on a tarmac in Detroit, lifelong Brooklynite Robert Sayegh turned to his seatmate and said, "What's taking so fucking long to close the overheard compartments?" Shortly thereafter, the pilot turned the airplane around. Police removed Sayegh from the plane for being "disruptive."
FAA's Air Traffic Chief Quits to Take Much-Needed Nap
Hank Krakowski, the FAA's top air traffic control official, resigned today after a fifth air traffic controller was caught sleeping on the job in just the past four months.
This Is What Happens If You Get Sucked Out of a Plane
Southwest Airlines seems to have a problem keeping its planes together these days, so Discovery News thought it would be a good idea to ask some expert what would happen if you get sucked out of a plane. It's scary stuff.
Rapper Performs on an Airplane: A Cautionary Tale
Grammy-nominated rapper B.o.B. performed his song "Airplanes" on a Delta airlines P.A. system. Now, cute as seeing this on Delta's official YouTube channel is, how annoying would it be to be forced to listen to B.o.B. warbling along to an MP3 of his own song, through a tinny airplane sound system? Can't we all just…
China Tests New Stealth Fighter as Defense Secretary Visits
Click to viewSecretary of Defense Robert Gates is in China this week to cool military tensions, and to tell Chinese officials that the U.S. military is still king. And today, China tested its new stealth fighter jet. It's just a coincidence, though!
Madonna's Airplane Yoga Enrages Fellow Passengers
Airplanes are the worst places to meet celebrities. The cramped environment of an upholstered metal tube brings out the worst in every tantrum-throwing, assistant-berating diva. The only thing worse than a tantrum? Insufferable, yoga-enhanced calm!
Hitch a Ride with Oprah
United Airlines unveiled a special Boeing 757 this morning to commemorate Oprah Winfrey's final season. The interiors were designed by the Queen of Daytime herself, and her signature graces the jet's tail. Unfortunately, Gayle is not the flight attendant.
Watch a Boeing 747 Fly Just Above the Golden Gate Bridge
Last weekend, San Francisco played host to an air show. And while the Blue Angels were the stars, this incredible video—of a Boeing 747 flying just barely over the Golden Gate Bridge—is truly a sight to be seen.
JetBlue Is More Popular Than Ever
In the wake of its most infamous employee's dramatic job walk-off in August, JetBlue's passenger traffic increased by 15 percent in September compared to last year. Maybe Steven Slater was good PR, after all?
Spotted: Steve Slater Hanging Out at an Airplane Theme Restaurant
Fussy flight attendant turned folk hero Steven Slater quit his job with aplomb, but he just can't quit his love of airplanes. He was spotted last night hanging out at Flight 151, an aviation theme restaurant in Chelsea. [Zagat]
Steven Slater Appears in Court, Begs for Mercy
Steven Slater—the JetBlue flight attendant who stormed off the job via inflatable slide—reported to court today as he negotiates with prosecutors to avoid jail time. While awaiting their moment before the judge, Slater's lawyer shared some new details.
Airplane Accidentally Informs 275 Passengers They're About to Die
Did you know airplanes have automated messages that notify passengers when they are falling into the sea? A British Airways flight recently told passengers, "We're about to crash," prompting widespread panic. Then the flight attendants were like, "Psyche!"
