Tonight's Screen Actor's Guild held no surprises: The King's Speech, which I think is the prequel to Bridge Jones' Diary, won the cast and leading actor award, and Boardwalk Empire grabbed two TV awards. Click through for the complete list:
Not a fan of Jon Stewart or Ellen DeGeneres hosting the Oscars? Well, here's something completely different for you then: Hugh Jackman as a no-jokes-making Academy Awards emcee. Possibly with singing and/or dancing!
10:01pm: ABC, hope you were taking notes. If any of your ideas for The Oscars resemble any of the ideas that NBC utilized tonight in their sham of a "press conference," your federal broadcasting license will be revoked. Herbert Eugene Ives would've been ashamed of your performance tonight, Silverman. You should go…
